Random facts about Chuck Norris

[Draconian Guppy]

Chuck Norris put the 'k' in 'hardkore.'

Chuck Norris volunteers at retirement homes just so he can push old

people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.

heh :happy: Those chuck movies annoyed me so much sometimes...

[badnewz]

who ??

[Mystical112]

lol some good ones there...

[djpnuemo]

some of those are really funny. thanks!!

[y0sh]

Hahah (Y)

Anyone got a link to the Vin Diesel facts?

[Fabian-]

is there a generator for the chuck norris facts?

[Crimson Behelit]

Why even bother with these Chuck Norris facts? Am I missing something? Is there something uncool about Chuck Norris? He's in great shape for his age, has made a tonne of killer 'guy' movies in his prime, and is a half-decent martial artist.

Why knock him? Also, what's with all the Vin Diesel jokes? I might be too old to understand the humor in these types of jokes :blink:

[Fedorpheux]

That's some funny stuff. Reminds me of when they showed clips of him on Conan O'Brien and then he actually came on the Conan O'Brien show once. :laugh:

EDIT: joekr, you should see some of the clips of Conan O'Brien that I'm talking about. I think they're online somewhere.

[chavo]

joekr, I don't think the jokes are meant to knock the guy. They are a testament to his coolness and +500 roundhouse kick.

And they are +500 funny (Y)

[Nose Nuggets]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

:laugh:

[Crimson Behelit]

chavo - His +500 roundhouse is incredible :cool:

Right on (Y) I'm glad I misunderstood in this case.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined

for a +500 gain to roundhouse ability.

That's classic (Y)

[Nexus-]

rofl (Y)

[Sn00pY]

Hahah nice one :)

[Tommy2k4]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead

decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter

he grew a beard.

:rofl:

[exobot]

Sorry for slight necro, but for thos asking where he got them:

Vin Diesel:

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Chuck Norris:

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

The top quotes on each were very lol indeed :D.

[scoult01]

Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris

[ChopSuey]

I've always liked the fight scene between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee... can't remember the name of the film though. :blink:

[InternalStorm]

CHUCK NORRIS!

My hero! Seriously he pwnz the world ;) Of course along with Conan and some other heroes of mine I won't begin to mention.

[SoLiDsmoke]

Hahahahahahahahaha! :laugh:

[Bawx]

I laughed so hard I began to tear.

That's never happened to me. :laugh:

[tazzeh]

I've always liked the fight scene between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee... can't remember the name of the film though.  :blink:

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You're thinking of Way Of The Dragon. Where Chuck Norris challenges Bruce Lee to a fight...ahh, madness, but very very cool. :yes:

[Chook]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

i love the one about ducks ahahahhaha

you know, this is made funnier by whats recently been happening in my life, eg i was in the city when i saw a dvd in a discount bin of chuck norris and that guy with white hair, from navy seals i think?? well yeh anyway yesterday i was walking past a department store which had discount dvds out the front, and guess what, they were ALL CHUCK NORRIS. and better yet, on the cover of every single one, he was holding some different sort of weapon. i have never seen anything so funny in my life. chuck norris hahahahhahahahahha wat a legend ahhahahah

[remix17]

Chuck Norris pwns !!!! Oh man I had a good laugh. :laugh:

[Xero]

WOW ****ing so good my god man, that completed my day. long live chuck the lord of the roundhouse

[crashdummy]

Chuck Norris beat up MacGyver using only a paper clip, a rubber band,

and a pinecone.

SOOO NOT TRUE.. :D

there is missing 1 though..

"Chuck Norris can beat up your mom"