Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

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6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

lmao! :D :laugh: :rofl:

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old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE SEARCH!!!  :angry:

:no: Where is it?

I did use the search function before I posted this.. The last time it was posted was in September of 2001, pointing to a now-dead link. I think it was good enough to be resurrected once. You never flame people who post other stuff 50 times ;p. Plus, I did say that its an old article.

:/ Chill.

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