Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[HellBender]

This is somewhat old, but I stumbled upon it recently and laughed my ass off... I wonder, is the guy serious?

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html

[aem4162]

be neat to check that new "lunix" os out :whistle:

that whole article HAS to be a joke :rolleyes:

[b0rk]

That's great! :D

(Y)

[chavo]

Oh NO!! I think I'm a hacker!

Don't tell anyone, please!!!!

[Orange Battery]

:unsure: they cant catch us right? :unsure: :laugh:

[BTallack]

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

I almost ****ed myself laughing when I read that.

[F|shy]

I just made a massive post i was about to reply with then realised it wasn't serious...omg ive been punk'd...

[Xerus]

I thought I read something like this awhile ago, but nonetheless this is an awesome article that any ignorant parent should read =O

[PHiZZy]

OMG! does that really go on for TEN PAGES??!?!?!?!?!

lol

[Hypoxiaicon]

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

LMFAO

http://www.lunix.com/lunix.htm

[Xerus]

OMG! does that really go on for TEN PAGES??!?!?!?!?!

lol

No, those are the comment pages.

And I guess I did read this awhile ago, seeing how the article dates back to 2001.

[Zzz1111]

Oh NOEZ Quake is evil, and amd making all those poor kids working in sweatshops on prcessers. man. :D

What an unimformed person I am :no:

Great find :rofl:

[H5N]

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

lmao! :D :laugh: :rofl:

[Steven]

old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE SEARCH!!! :angry:

[Zzz1111]

old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE SEARCH!!! :angry:

Oh well excuse us n00bs who have never read it.

[shihchiun]

if this wasn't in jokes & funny stuff i'd say this guy needs to be shot.. good joke though (Y)

[Xerus]

Whats funnier is the comments that follow the article. Read how many people replied thinking the article is real, and either wrote their own article, or flipped out on the guy.

[Steven]

Oh well excuse us n00bs who have never read it.

Where have you been for 3 years! the article is dated 2001! :wacko:

[AcdShdw]

oh god that was hilarious

[Zzz1111]

Where have you been for 3 years! the article is dated 2001! :wacko:

Not looking for articles on hacking.

[mark03]

wow, i'm pretty close to being a hacker if i read the ten steps :laugh: ph34r m3!!!11

[neogort]

lol

[Sophism]

Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

LOL IM **** myself when i read that

[HellBender]

old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE SEARCH!!!  :angry:

:no: Where is it?

I did use the search function before I posted this.. The last time it was posted was in September of 2001, pointing to a now-dead link. I think it was good enough to be resurrected once. You never flame people who post other stuff 50 times ;p. Plus, I did say that its an old article.

:/ Chill.

[bakerster]

You know, I do everything on that list except wear baggy clothes and have glow sticks. This is phucking hilarious. It was probibly written by the Government.