Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?


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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

LoL !!!!! :laugh: :rofl: Its was xStaindx that wrote that!!!!!

This is somewhat old, but I stumbled upon it recently and laughed my ass off... I wonder, is the guy serious?

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html

Thank you!!!!! I read that story years ago, and had it bookmarked, but lost it when I re-formatted once without backing up my bookmarks (doh!!!). I've been looking for a link to it for about two years now!!!! :D

Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

Hahaha...This is so funny

Nice find!

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"

Bahahahahahaha! :D

Those are some leet haxor programs.

This has got to be the cheesiest site on the net.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Lmfao! Ahahahhhahha!!11!1

If you find your son using ones instead of exclamation points, you should call the police as your son is no doubt a far king haxor.

Too funny. Great find!

I almost ****ed myself laughing when I read that.

I know. How can they say that Bonzi Buddy and Comet Cursor are hacker programs? :huh:

This article is actually quite funny. It should have been posted in the joke forum. :laugh: :laugh:

I've never read that before but I have now saved that. It's a classic.

Bloody hilarious I tell ya. I'm 20 and my parents are around 60, even they know that stuff is bull. I mean come on...

Commet Cursor, Flash, Bonzai Buddy, new hardware, 30 MINUTES!!!!, Quake, Linux (Lunix, lol), Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors (I thought we were meant to dress in dark clothes!). :p

I'm sorry, but this is damn hilarious.

the first time i read this i was laughing my ass off...now i'm laughing it off again because of the time period in between lol :p..i'm scared of hackers because they smell bad > 58% LOL...

until our youngest daughter, Cindy, charged into the living room one night to blurt out: "Peter is a computer hacker!"
OH MY GOD!!!11 my brother smells bad!! he must be hacker!!!1
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
LOL..that kills me...OH NO!1 he's viewing a flash movie now!!!11
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
Lunix, created by a soviet computer hacker before the russians lost the cold war..LOL...i gotta get that..i'm gonna hack some more stereos and steal some mp3s using the 'mp3' program
They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes
omg! that's................... a typical stereotype for a punk!!!11
10. Is your son struggling academically?
oh my god...i'm..a hacker!!! :cry: i suddenly feel motivated to hack some more stereos

LOL the comments are just as funny lol

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