Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[drprotos]

sorry, corrected

[JorgeIvan]

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that link just opens this topic in a new window

:D

[drprotos]

:D

Yeah, sorry, my fault

[Jimmerz28]

Lol. I hope no parents are dumb enough to allow that trash to be read. Yea when I told my dad to change ISPs from AOL to cable internet, it must have been because AOL was onto my hacking habits :rolleyes:

[WigglesTheFish]

funny stuff :)

[Arch]

It's rather old, but a rather funny read if you've never seen it before. Thanks for posting it, a nice trip down Memory Lane for me.

[iMonkey]

Oww...

My head hurts.

[Liquid]

That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

Do you see LILO when you start up? If so you are using Lunix and have to send the computer back to the manufacturer to get a new harddrive fitted.

Is Quake installed on the computer? Quake is a popular hacker meeting place.

Popular hacker software include Bonzi Buddy, comet cursors, Flash.

And guess what ppl, AMD is a hacker chip in his eyes :rolleyes:

[SOB BOT]

Yeah it was posted a while ago, and probably a few times after that, but I think someone found out that it was a joke.

[Cynicalsomething]

LOL.....I guess I am a massive hacker!!!!! :rofl:

[Notsnarc]

ok I thought this guy might have a little bit of a brain until I read this

anyone who says this doesn't deserve to use the internet

Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL.

First off any hacker could easily get past any of aol's blocks, just AOL is very evil/annoying, and I could ramble on for pages about how stupid AOL is, but I think most of you already know

[RonEC]

It's a joke, and a very old one, you sillies :)

[SAMeAiM]

LOL Lunix :p

He can't even spell it correctly, and he says its a illegal hacker operation system... Ohh man, he really do have problems now !

And isnt it normal to ask for new hardware?, Oh man you are really a "smart" person :p

But then, it was funny :D

[dismuter]

I saw that many years ago, but it's still fun to read !!

[Notsnarc]

wow this was intented by the guy to be a joke right?

I mean according to him, almost everyone that's ever used a computer is a hacker

noticed this is like 3 years old, very sad if serious, poor poor people with no brains whatsoever

[MetaLRasaM]

wow..this was very dumb..i just hope its a jk.

[Sn1p3t]

Best... guide... ever...

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.

6. Does your son use Quake?

Why am I quoting parts? You've all read it! :p

[matt74441]

Old, but still makes me laugh.

[Wannabe]

Omfg!! My friends play quake!! They are ivul haxxors!!!! haha

[zhangm Supervisor]

Calm down guys, its satire. Just a joke, no need to bash the guy.

[ember]

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.

LOL !!! :laugh:

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.

research well done.. :blink:

[golazo]

ofcourse its a joke u can tell from a mile away

[shake]

guy sounds like a freak show ....

Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing? Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

[TC-14]

Yea, BonziBUDDY is serious underground software. You can ask him to go look at Microsoft's "internet" and "kill it" :laugh:

BonziBUDDY says: What do you want to hack today? ;)

Wow, I didn't know people virtually trained in the use of firearms. Why I must be the world's greatest sharpshooter :laugh:

Man, excellent find, that guy sure is a great comedian whoever wrote it.

[Vignesh]

Even though i've heard it before, lol.