Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?


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That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

Do you see LILO when you start up? If so you are using Lunix and have to send the computer back to the manufacturer to get a new harddrive fitted.

Is Quake installed on the computer? Quake is a popular hacker meeting place.

Popular hacker software include Bonzi Buddy, comet cursors, Flash.

And guess what ppl, AMD is a hacker chip in his eyes :rolleyes:

ok I thought this guy might have a little bit of a brain until I read this

anyone who says this doesn't deserve to use the internet

Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL.

First off any hacker could easily get past any of aol's blocks, just AOL is very evil/annoying, and I could ramble on for pages about how stupid AOL is, but I think most of you already know

LOL Lunix :p

He can't even spell it correctly, and he says its a illegal hacker operation system... Ohh man, he really do have problems now !

And isnt it normal to ask for new hardware?, Oh man you are really a "smart" person :p

But then, it was funny :D

Best... guide... ever...

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.
6. Does your son use Quake?

Why am I quoting parts? You've all read it! :p

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.
LOL !!! :laugh:
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.

research well done.. :blink:

guy sounds like a freak show ....

Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing? Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

Yea, BonziBUDDY is serious underground software. You can ask him to go look at Microsoft's "internet" and "kill it" :laugh:

BonziBUDDY says: What do you want to hack today? ;)

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Wow, I didn't know people virtually trained in the use of firearms. Why I must be the world's greatest sharpshooter :laugh:

Man, excellent find, that guy sure is a great comedian whoever wrote it.

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