Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?


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Holy crap that was funny, i have never seen that before, i got to print this out and show my mum, she will find it funny as-well.

Edit: the follow-up, all about the AMD manufacturing plants: http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...153048.268.html

Edit: i dont know if anyone has seen this, but it's funny to

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...83710.3582.html

I like this bit

Congressmen are kept highly versed in technical issues by lobbyists from Microsoft and Intel
:D Edited by The_Decryptor

I don't know how you guys can put up with this and say "this is old but still good to read"... I can't even finish the first paragraph! I was so dam ****ed on how well-informed her research was... I could not even hold a breath for another word that lead to a new paragraph.. I just hope this is really a joke instead of a real crap put out by Miss I-was-mislead-research.

OMG, I would kill mysefl if i had such parents...

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards
why does a hacker need faster video cards? :laugh:
If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands
i'm amazed how stupid their parents are...

Look at this pool from their site:

I'm scared of hackers because...

They hack into NASA 5% 

They steal things 4% 

They are violent sociopaths 4%  :laugh:  :laugh:

They use amphetamines and speed 7%  :rofl:

They help Osama Bin Laden 14% 

They're un-American 5% 

They smell bad 58%  :no:

LMFAO...

  • 3 months later...

Seems a bit of an odd story...

Three boys in my avce ict college course just got suspended from the course for hacking into the colleges mainframe and changing there users powers etc and are hardware teacher said the maximum they could get is a ?20,000 fine and 5 years imprisonment, now thats a bummer.

:huh: Programs such as Flash, Bonzi Buddy, and Comet Curser?  That's not a h4x0r...  it's worse...

YOU GOT A n00b ON YOUR HANDS!!! :o

ohs n0s!!1!one1eleven *shoots self*

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ROFL :rofl:

I showed my mum that "article", she couldn't stop laughing. :D

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