Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[DirtyLarry Veteran]

Although it is extremely funny and a total joke per say, I do think when the person posted it they were actually serious.

Why would I even say this?

I took the time to read some of the other posts by thh author at that site, and this person definitely has some issues (read the "My Children Will Not Be Attending College" post), so reading this college post I do believe all of the other posts were definitely very real.

So taking this into account, although we all view it as a joke, which it definitely is to anyone who knows anything, I think back when it was originally posted on Dec 2nd, 2001, the author was indeed serious about it.

Link To Authors History On That Website

[IK47]

lol

[KayMan2K]

It starts off sooooo bad :(

Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL.

and just gets worse...

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

I fear those who take this article seriously (and of course the author, for wiritng it as not a joke).

Edited December 20, 2004 by KayMan2K

[dragon2611]

lol flash is ok but as for the bonzi buddy and the comet cursor

definatly baaaad spyware city YUK....

[amradiar]

Oh yes! I asked for a new video card because i want to hack!!! (even knowing it was to get rid of my POS (graphic quality) Voodoo 3!)

[SerialStorm]

Wow, according to these standards I am a Hacker :D

Though no Spyware Hacking progs like cometcurser

[[hxc]]

according to these standards, we are all hackers haha.

[Grex]

This is just sad. :no:

[pdoconnell]

Wait...so hackers use both Quake AND Linux??? Since when were games playable on Linux?

[Obvious Joke/not trying to start flame war]

...

[OK half joking :D]

[Telstra]

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html

ok i don't know if you guys have ever read this before, but its extremely funny.

[Flasher]

it has been on Neowin before

it must be a joke... :)

[#47]

lol. :laugh:

I pride myself that I have never had to spank a child, and I hope this guide will help other parents to put a halt to their son's misbehaviour before a spanking becomes necessary.

Ahahah

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops

Oh sh*t too many quotes............

[Elagizy]

This person who wrote this is freak

[rozorb]

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html

ok i don't know if you guys have ever read this before, but its extremely funny.

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hi,

Thanx for this information !!

Rozor Boe

[Argote]

it was here before, it's funny... imagine if somebody actually believed that...

[Thief Theory]

LoL :rofl: worth a laugh :D

[HemaOne]

hahaha "faster video cards" and the thought of quake being an illegal meet up place :o who`d have thought it :blink:

[SlowIce]

i am sure it is not a joke for the person who wrote this article...

I sure had fun reading it, since i know who hackers are and what they do (of course they wear pacifiers around their neck :-), but i remmebered a website i run into one time: It was a Christian Movie review - site,a nd EVERY movie was recommended as not to see.. I remember Harry Potter beeing marked as an attempt to interest children into Witchcraft to get them believing into God and so on... Was funny too, but:

It is sad, that there are actually peopel out there who think like this. And even worse: other parents read it, and now some poor kids, not even interested in hacking, are gettign questioned by their parents and the computer time limited to '30 minutes' a day... Sorting out my Spam-Mail and answerign the rest take slonger then 30 Minutes already!

I feel sorry for all the son's out there (yes, the author apparently believes only 'guys' can be hackers, not girls...) who have limited access to their computers because of somebody writing cr*p like this.....

[elliot]

It is a joke. Every "article" on that site is a joke.

[Colin-uk Veteran]

i think this was posted before and the thread got to about 4 pages of people flaming the article because they thought it was real :rofl:

funny :p

[Telstra]

sorry i didn't see it was so dam funny i had to post. :)

[Aaron P]

Read the FAQs: http://www.adequacy.org/special/faq.html and the About page: http://www.adequacy.org/special/who.html, it's a joke site..

[ZZOOzzoo]

This is even worse.

Poll

  I'm scared of hackers because...

They hack into NASA 5% 

They steal things 4% 

They are violent sociopaths 4% 

They use amphetamines and speed 7% 

They help Osama Bin Laden 14% 

They're un-American 5% 

They smell bad 58% 

Votes: 11015

[akaladis Veteran]

classic

[Keldyn]

moved here