Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

[PuRe420]

"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."

omg this guy is on crack..i wasnt sure until i read that part.

[-hurley18]

"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking."

WTF?

[Kcinay]

If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association. Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases.

Such ignorance is unacceptable in this world!

K'

[BigGiantHead]

This is years old, but it's funny. The height of ignorance. lol

[blachole]

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

My Favorite! Hahaha! :woot:

[Colin-uk Veteran]

lol @ all the people that think he's being serious :p haha :laugh:

[Ironman273]

What I don't understand is that someone posts "This is satire" and then people make followup posts thinking it's serious.

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[deuz]

:unsure:  they cant catch us right?  :unsure:          :laugh:

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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

LMFAO

http://www.lunix.com/lunix.htm

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tis hilaroius...

[Hitman2000]

hahah funny.

[MulletRobZ]

Thanks for that. But to the author who wrote it: "Go f*** yourself!" :p He probably doesn't know worth beans about which software is more reliable, especially Linux! LOL! :p

[NeoXY]

this is too funny..

"8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Written by Soviets during the cold war? and breka into people's stereos?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :p :p :p

and oh yeah..take it easy..the guy is kidding..

[R.O.A]

wtf, may 2004 thread....

[PsrPimp]

lmao

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

flash? bonzi buddy as in that stupid monkey? lmao!