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i wanted to see what it was that was gonna happen.. i was expecting a popup saying "downloaded failed.. ya perv!"

jokes and funny stuff.. "jessica alba topless", and the fact it says "Done" at the bottom of the screen.. and something is still loading. i feel bad for people who fell for it LOL

Damn it I actually fell for it!!!!

As soon as I saw it I thought hmm its a joke and clicked it as i came from the main front page, I just thought it was going to be one that really slowed down as it was creating the picture and got to a stop, I didn't expect that lol

That actually made me jump :laugh:

man that was great.. my girl almost peed herself. She's all mad at me now... LOL she's still mad.. LOL

?H0ŦŦ@35 says:

hey not that you like girls but check this out. It's Jessica Alba naked

?H0ŦŦ@35 says:

http://www.sheendigital.com/alba/

JoJo  says:

I'm not going to look at it

?H0ŦŦ@35 says:

just look

JoJo  says:

no

?H0ŦŦ@35 says:

she's not really naked

?H0ŦŦ@35 says:

just look

JoJo  says:

you ****er

JoJo  says:

I'm home alone and you go and scare me

?H0ŦŦ@35 says:

LOL

JoJo  says:

your an ######

JoJo  says:

that's not funny at all

?H0ŦŦ@35 says:

c'mon, that was funny.. scared the crap outta me too but it was good

JoJo  says:

I hate being scared and you know this

?H0ŦŦ@35 says:

well, can you laugh about it now?

?H0ŦŦ@35 says:

that it's over

JoJo  says:

no I can't

JoJo  says:

my ****ing heart is still in my throat

?H0ŦŦ@35 says:

lol

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