Official Windows Live Messenger Invitations Thread

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norti

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this is going to take a lot of time.. someone wake me up when there are planty of invites out..

6 months from today? :p

Meanwhile I've applied for Windows Live for Mobile :D

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Zionyx

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GONE. Stop PM'ing now.

Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard over this... since you posted that, 3 people have said that they PM'ed you :laugh:

Deary me people. He said to not post to the forums... a single PM is fine, no one else needs to know about it.

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tylerk

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dude, i think there r like million of neowin users tracking this topic waiting for invites

agreed ... and so far .. no one has liked my attached joke :(

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

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