leesmithg Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Following their exit form the FA Cup, Burton Albion players have revealed that the pitch at Manchester United's Old Trafford is "infested with rodents". The mouse trap: Burton Albion manager Nigel Clough Burton's Ryan Austin told The Sun: "Every time I looked down, I saw a mouse. There were loads of them." A United spokeman confirmed: "There were a number of mice on the pitch." So are Man U not telling us something? Read More Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powa Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 What next? They affected play? Lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Ha ha thats pretty weird. I dont like the Mancs though, I hope Liverpool batter them on Sunday (which means we go 2 points above them with 2 games in hand :whistle:). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway. Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Ha ha thats pretty weird. I dont like the Mancs though, I hope Liverpool batter them on Sunday (which means we go 2 points above them with 2 games in hand :whistle:). YES! GO REDS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangbang023 Veteran Posted January 20, 2006 Veteran Share Posted January 20, 2006 And this is cheating how? Maybe it's just a crappy field crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
factoid Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 they are only players if they are paid by the team, and wear team colors. Mice do not fulfill either of these. Thus, there are still the required amount of players on the pitch. parallel - streakers dont work for the team... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forster Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leesmithg Posted January 21, 2006 Author Share Posted January 21, 2006 Amazing how a thread meant as a rib dig has started turning into a paranoid bitch slap. It was meant as a joke. All I know you would not find me within a hundred feet of a Mouse I hate em, little buggers. Now stop getting soooo upset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 It was meant as a joke. Surprisingly I think I was the only one who picked up on that. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leesmithg Posted January 21, 2006 Author Share Posted January 21, 2006 Surprisingly I think I was the only one who picked up on that. :p Yeah the rest must be Moan United fans. Cockney reds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zlain Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 people always criticise man utd if they are on bad form. They are always saying its between liverpool and chelsea for the premiership. And where are arsenal? no where, but no one criticises them... GO RED DEVILS. remember, we may not win this season, but we have quality youth players, rossi, evans blake, pique, eagles and loads more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leesmithg Posted January 21, 2006 Author Share Posted January 21, 2006 people always criticise man utd if they are on bad form. They are always saying its between liverpool and chelsea for the premiership. And where are arsenal? no where, but no one criticises them... GO RED DEVILS. remember, we may not win this season, but we have quality youth players, rossi, evans blake, pique, eagles and loads more I don't ever remember starting this thread so Essex boys can come and complain every ones hates Moan United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I don't ever remember starting this thread so Essex boys can come and complain every ones hates Moan United. I like to call them Manure :p Man Utd = Manure Everton = Everscum Newcastle = Barcodes Arsenal = ###### Sorry if that offends anybody, it's just what gets said :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HilariousNinja Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I don't ever remember starting this thread so Essex boys can come and complain every ones hates Moan United. All I see here is a couple of hypocrites. And your little 'comment' there just proved it. Yes, I understand it was a joke but 'moan united'. God... Real creative mate you're the one turning it into a bitch slap. And to add to that I didn't really see anyone crying all I saw was people saying how lame this thread was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powa Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I always get called a glory supporter for being a Utd fan. Fact is, I live in Manchester, and go to loads of games. So hardly an accurate judgement of me, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noveed Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 yuk that is mingin, rodents on the pitch.. i bet a few got trampled on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway. Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 BAH! I can't believe Liverpool lost to a 91st minute header by Rio Ferdinand. What a ridiculous game and by the way Djibril Cisse was terrible. Rafael Benitez needs to find a perfect partnership upfront. I would like to see Peter Crouch and Florent Sinama Pongolle as the starting strikers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetechroom Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 1-0 1-0 1-01 RIO! RIO! RIO! F'KING FERDINAND! And Chelsea dropped points at home to Charlton, this could mean something...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powa Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 RIOOOOO!!!! :D I was there, in Stretford End. It was crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Four points behind, two games in hand, Champions of Europe, still in the Champions League, do the maths. :sleep: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powa Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 You assume that Liverpool will win though. So hardly simple maths is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigGiantHead Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 I like to call them Manure :p Man Utd = Manure Everton = Everscum Newcastle = Barcodes Arsenal = ###### Sorry if that offends anybody, it's just what gets said :laugh: No problem, mate. It's just name-calling. For me, Liverpool = Cesspool :p. I agree with you on the Arsenal one though ###### they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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