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Following their exit form the FA Cup, Burton Albion players have revealed that the pitch at Manchester United's Old Trafford is "infested with rodents".

The mouse trap: Burton Albion manager Nigel Clough

Burton's Ryan Austin told The Sun: "Every time I looked down, I saw a mouse. There were loads of them." A United spokeman confirmed: "There were a number of mice on the pitch."

So are Man U not telling us something?

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Ha ha thats pretty weird. I dont like the Mancs though, I hope Liverpool batter them on Sunday (which means we go 2 points above them with 2 games in hand :whistle:).

YES! GO REDS!

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they are only players if they are paid by the team, and wear team colors. Mice do not fulfill either of these. Thus, there are still the required amount of players on the pitch.

parallel - streakers dont work for the team...

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Amazing how a thread meant as a rib dig has started turning into a paranoid bitch slap.

It was meant as a joke.

All I know you would not find me within a hundred feet of a Mouse I hate em, little buggers.

Now stop getting soooo upset.

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Surprisingly I think I was the only one who picked up on that. :p

Yeah the rest must be Moan United fans.

Cockney reds!

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people always criticise man utd if they are on bad form. They are always saying its between liverpool and chelsea for the premiership. And where are arsenal? no where, but no one criticises them...

GO RED DEVILS.

remember, we may not win this season, but we have quality youth players, rossi, evans blake, pique, eagles and loads more

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people always criticise man utd if they are on bad form. They are always saying its between liverpool and chelsea for the premiership. And where are arsenal? no where, but no one criticises them...

GO RED DEVILS.

remember, we may not win this season, but we have quality youth players, rossi, evans blake, pique, eagles and loads more

I don't ever remember starting this thread so Essex boys can come and complain every ones hates Moan United.

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I don't ever remember starting this thread so Essex boys can come and complain every ones hates Moan United.

I like to call them Manure :p

Man Utd = Manure

Everton = Everscum

Newcastle = Barcodes

Arsenal = ######

Sorry if that offends anybody, it's just what gets said :laugh:

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I don't ever remember starting this thread so Essex boys can come and complain every ones hates Moan United.

All I see here is a couple of hypocrites. And your little 'comment' there just proved it. Yes, I understand it was a joke but 'moan united'. God... Real creative mate you're the one turning it into a bitch slap. And to add to that I didn't really see anyone crying all I saw was people saying how lame this thread was.

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BAH! I can't believe Liverpool lost to a 91st minute header by Rio Ferdinand. What a ridiculous game and by the way Djibril Cisse was terrible. Rafael Benitez needs to find a perfect partnership upfront. I would like to see Peter Crouch and Florent Sinama Pongolle as the starting strikers.

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I like to call them Manure :p

Man Utd = Manure

Everton = Everscum

Newcastle = Barcodes

Arsenal = ######

Sorry if that offends anybody, it's just what gets said :laugh:

No problem, mate. It's just name-calling. For me, Liverpool = Cesspool :p. I agree with you on the Arsenal one though ###### they are.

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