Temperature charts

[qdave]

Finnish temperature chart

+15?C

People in Spain start wearing cap, gloves and quilted jackets

Finns sunbathe

+10?C

French are in vain trying to turn on their central heating

Finns are planting flowers

+5?C

Italian cars won't start

Finns are enjoying their convertibles

0?C

Water freezes

Water in the rivers of Helsinki turns a just a little bit thicker

-5?C

First victims of cold are reported in California

Finns end their Midsummer celebration

-10?C

Scotsmen turn the heat on at their houses

Finns put on their long sleeved shirts

-20?C

Swedes stay firmly indoors

Finns end the barbeque season

-30?C

Half of the Greeks freeze to death

Finns begin to dry the laundry indoors

-40?C

All the fake Santa Clauses move to South

Finnish military cancel their winter manoeuvres due the too warm wather

-50?C

Danes chatter off their teeth

Finns rent DVD's and stay indoors

-60?C

Polar bears evacuate the North Pole

Finnish military winter manoeuvres starts

-70?C

People living in Siberia move to Moscow

Finns get ****ed of because Finlandia Vodka can't be kept cold outdoors

-273,15?C

Absolue Zero

Finns say to each other: "Damn it's cold out there!"

-300?C

Hell freezes over

Finland wins the Eurovision song contest

[ConfusedFusion]

sorry, didn't really find it funny....

[ConfusedFusion]

oops, report, my bad.

[dpanda]

  ConfusedFusion said:

oops, report, my bad.

you reported the thread for not being funny? o.O

hopefully im reading it the wrong way

[Allan]

saw that in 2000 ... mind you it was Canada vs. US Temp chart, and had Celsius and Fahrenheit