qkslvr221 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Link to Story COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A disturbing case was discovered Tuesday about a Central Ohio man who allegedly told police he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.Alan Patton Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna police that he enjoys drinking urine. Detective Ron Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend. "Listening to his describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said. According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years. "He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said. Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom. Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves. "He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Fithen said. Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth." A New Albany father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police. Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago. Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna. :no: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
j.r.l. Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 What the hell is wrong with people? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghoul2oo3 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 What the hell is wrong with people? I'd like to know as well. :no: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245654 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Veteran Posted February 26, 2006 Veteran Share Posted February 26, 2006 That's... incredible. What's worse is that he explained it and says it makes him 'closer' to the boys. Sick. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsolete_power Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Oh my god this is totally outrageous! It is absolutely disgusting and wrong! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245662 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xantheus Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Dude, wtf. Child ---> :uberhump: ---> :pint: ----> :x Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SadJoker Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I'm surpised he isn't dead .... that has poisonous liquids in it. He should be thrown in jail for the rest of his life; that's disgusting. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marduk Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 EWWW! From the urinal! Doesn't he know how dirty those things are! :turned: Seriously though WTF is wrong with him? Good ol america! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroteknikz Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 R. Kelly + Michael Jackson = Alan Pattron. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
waddle5000 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 thats just messed up....and wrong Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245698 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroteknikz Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 (edited) Whoa. Sorry about the double post. Internets going crazy. Edited February 26, 2006 by KDHOne Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245704 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 what the ****. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo12141 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 right.......the world is getting larger and larger amounts of these people! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason S. Global Moderator Posted February 26, 2006 Global Moderator Share Posted February 26, 2006 ah yes, heard this on the radio last week... and he hit Dublin which is where i grew up... wonderful (N) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cchasem Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Gross. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Allen Veteran Posted February 26, 2006 Veteran Share Posted February 26, 2006 I thought the 'eating yellow snow' prank in Top Gear was bad enough. This is just sick. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDog Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Heck :| That's messed up... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexus Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 As demented as this man is, I would be surprised that urine is the olny thing he likes from little boys. People like this are a waste of flesh. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245755 Share on other sites More sharing options...
illicit Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 WTF... that is just sick and disgusting. :x Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varish Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 :cry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoLdFuSi0n Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 WTF that is the most ****ing groset thing i have ever heard Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245762 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaelsmith Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Im guessing a prank started his journey of drinking. from age 7 till now he drank.. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YBG Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Eh, people got their tastes. What law is he breaking though? You can't just be like "man, you're weird, we're arresting you" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePitt Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Dude, wtf. Child ---> :uberhump: ---> :pint: ----> :x ROFL Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin001 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 R. Kelly + Michael Jackson = Alan Pattron. hehehe :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/436789-ohio-man-arrested-for-drinking-childrens-urine/#findComment-587245797 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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