StartMeUp Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a drivers license and is told he needs to take an eye test. The examiner shows him a car with these letters on it: C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z "Can you read this?" the examiner asks. "Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the B@st@rd" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Smith Old Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 huh? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587275838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NienorGT Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 huh? Same here... :dontgetit: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587275843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacey Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 hah. the explanation is that polish names are often crazy long like that with a string of consenants. i have a few polish friends ;) its true! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587275845 Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxconn287 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 This is so funny I fell off my chair. [/sarcasm] Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587275846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NienorGT Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 hah. the explanation is that polish names are often crazy long like that with a string of consenants. i have a few polish friends ;) its true! Hum... not really... http://www.rootsweb.com/~polwgw/namelist.html Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587275965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted March 6, 2006 Global Moderator Share Posted March 6, 2006 HAHHAHHA (Y)(Y) i found that funny :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587275989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConfusedFusion Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 it was ok..... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587276016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veedems Veteran Posted March 6, 2006 Veteran Share Posted March 6, 2006 lmao. I like that one, thanks. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587276017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 lol! :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587276041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vancity001 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 LOL i thought that was funny as hell Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587276067 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smenus Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Hum... not really... http://www.rootsweb.com/~polwgw/namelist.html Surnames, not first names! :rolleyes: I also found it funny. :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587277623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostspyder Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 /me leaves that was stupid Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587277644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nik Louch Subscriber² Posted March 6, 2006 Subscriber² Share Posted March 6, 2006 Ha! I lolled! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587277650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Gru Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 I am polish and I barely got this one tho I?m all for laughing at good polish jokes ... Polish names typically end in "ski" and the alphabet doesn?t even have an X in it http://www.modersmal.net/polska/jezyk_alfabet.htm pass this lame j:oe :o Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587277665 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innitaru Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 So funny, but so true Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587277671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejohnnyq Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Kt?ry był dobry jed :DD (in english - that was a good one) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587277677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttus Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 awesome! i know someone with a last name almost like that! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587277681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Gru Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Kt?ry był dobry jed :DD (in english - that was a good one) Correction ... "To był dobry jeden" You said ... "Which was a good o..." (one ... jed is not a word;)) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587277687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
riahc3 Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Damn. Its too bad we cant vote 0 or remove our vote. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587278691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tktino Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 that was good.. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587279590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopyaedoff Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 LOL :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587286463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveMasterT Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 i found it funny actually... but i think the nationality is wrong. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587290839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a drivers license and is told he needs to take an eye test. The examiner shows him a card with these letters on it: C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z "Can you read this?" the examiner asks. "Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the B@st@rd" it probably would have made more sense to people, if there wasn't a spelling error ... the examiner didn't show a car but a card. BUT I got it, and I'd say it's more a Greek joke, as I used to know a woman who's name was ... HATZIKARIOTKIS but meh ... was an entertaining joke ... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587292300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
_sphinx_ Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Is the poster by any chance polish?! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/439646-polish-guy-goes-to-department-of-motor-vehicles/#findComment-587292302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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