Microsoft offers free condoms to promote WLM

[Scirwode]

Microsoft update KB69000000

This update prevents a known flaw in which a sperm cell can gain unwanted access to the reproductive system. After installation, you will know not to buy MS condoms again.

Somehow, I never get disappointed with the imagination that Neowin members here have :laugh: :rofl: :shifty: .

PSG22

[riahc3]

Somehow, I never get disappointed with the imagination that Neowin members here have :laugh: :rofl: :shifty: .

PSG22

The jokes were expected....You dont have to be a brain scientist to think them up... :rolleyes:

I dont have see how giving out free condoms is gonna promote WLM. But hey if MS does it, itll problably end up working.

[tomwarren Veteran]

PM me once you've upped the pics :)

[Scirwode]

The jokes were expected....You dont have to be a brain scientist to think them up... :rolleyes:

True, but not everyone one has a good sense of humour. I consider it a gift if someone could make a joke out of something ;) .

PSG22

[jokeripa]

I hope theres no viruses :| Or even worse... bugs :blink:

[PL_ Veteran]

isnt giving condoms to microsoft geeks like giving a vegan a hamburger ? :rofl:

:rofl:

Good point!

[L3thal Veteran]

Quite a weird way to promote a product :blink:

[Dom]

Lmao, this made my day, specially some comments, cant wait for the pics, hahaha

[PT 13]

isnt giving condoms to microsoft geeks like giving a vegan a hamburger ? :rofl:

LOLOLOL That actually made me laugh :D (Y)

[Prosidius]

What version of MS Condoms are they? Home Basic? Ultimate?

[yisman]

Home Edition.

Sex...now offered at faster speeds with the all-new Microsoft condom!

Keep it feeling micro and soft.... ah nevermind.

[Nashy]

Hopefully they were Featherlites. Those things rock

[quadz0]

I hope theres no viruses Or even worse... bugs

lol that would suck

[kjordan2001]

Well, guess they earned the name Microshaft now :laugh:

[lil_psc]

one of Australia's largest and prestigious universities

*add* filled with desperate geek looking nerds who would goto orientation day and grab a hand full of condomns, YAPS thats UNSW.

EDIT: exception for the girls... some damn fine looking ones ^.^

Edited May 24, 2006 by xiaoxiaobaicai

[savedandfamous]

Babies concieved while using them will need frequent updates, as well.

[Alan Zeino]

I found a postcard from the pack in my pocket, and added those images to the first post, but as for the pack ill have to wander past the unibar today and try and find one for you guys. I'm not too optimistic about finding one discarded with the condom still inside though lol!

[kawasabi]

omg what's next.

[FunRoomSite]

isnt giving condoms to microsoft geeks like giving a vegan a hamburger ? :rofl:

HAHAHAH! OMG! that is funny! That is definately going in my sig.

[jameseuk]

Share the love?

surely spread the love is bettet. :D :laugh: :p :woot: :whistle:

[Shof]

I wonder whats coming first:

-microsoft thumbdrive

or

-micosoft condom

can i make this a poll?

[Konstanov]

Yeah but be patient, wait 18 months and they'll release a patch for it :p

:rofl:

So freaking sigged....

[crimsonhead]

My NOD32 condoms work better. More protective.

If you hate trojans, go with NOD32 condoms. Some ports are meant to be blocked. :rofl:

Edited May 25, 2006 by crimsonhead

[Aud]

Probably needs a service pack or two before it even starts working. :p

[Shof]

My NOD32 condoms work better. More protective.

If you hate trojans, go with NOD32 condoms. Some ports are meant to be blocked. :rofl:

or some ports need some lubrication so data can move freely :shifty: