[Joke] A farmer and his bull

[whitebread]

The 80 year-old manager of a rodeo needed a new bull, so he perused the newspaper and found a farmer selling one. Upon contacting the farmer, he was informed that the bull would cost $1500. The manager agreed, and drove out with a vet to inspect the bull. The vet declared the bull to be healthy, so the manager purchased the bull.

Three months later, the bull suddenly went cross-eyed. The manager, in a panic, phoned the vet, who recommended he contact the farmer. So the manager phoned the farmer, who said to come on out, that he could fix the bull right up. When the manager arrived with the bull, the farmer went into the barn and returned with a rubber garden hose. The farmer proceeded to insert one end of the hose into the bull's anus, put his mouth to the other end, and blow hard. The bull's eyes instantly became un-cross-eyed. The farmer told the manager that it would be $50, so the manager paid the farmer.

Three months later, the manager noticed the bull had gone cross-eyed again, so he went to see the farmer again. The farmer repeated the routine, and charged him another $50.

Three months later, the manager again saw that the bull was cross-eyed. However, this time, instead of going to see the farmer, he grabbed his Newfie rodeo-hand and decided to do it himself. The Newfie and the manager went to the storage closet and grabbed a garden hose, and went to the bull. The manager said, "You go 'round in front and watch his eyes, and tell when he's fixed." So the Newfie went in front and the manager went behind, inserted the hose into the bull's anus, and blew as hard as he could. However, being 80, that wasn't hard enough, and despite blowing and blowing, he finally gave up. "You try blowing," said the manager to the Newfie. So the Newfie came to the back and the manager went in front.

After a few minutes of nothing happening, the manager went to see what the Newfiew was doing. He was shocked to see the Newfie removing the hose from the bull's ass. "What are you doing?!?" demanded the manager, "He's not fixed yet!"

The Newfie looked up and replied, "What? You think I'm going to put my lips on the same end you used?" :laugh: :D :rofl:

Edited August 21, 2006 by guylaroche

[zeroday]

lol, made me chuckle :D

[dh5]

thats quite funny :p

[Ceemji]

That newfiew is an idiot. That made think for a second for why it was funny.

[Musashi22]

Not bad :laugh:

[snyper]

(N) Jokes a stinker.

[Raven]

Not in the Best 10 Jokes I've Ever Heard list but still rated a chuckle... ;)

[MulletRobZ]

ROFLMAO! :D That was priceless! (Y)

[chopyaedoff]

me laugh :laugh:

[M_A_C]

too long for me to laugh but ill guess its funny

[deuz]

tooooo long for such a weak punch line....enough to crack a smile :)