[Joke] Canadians in Hell


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lol its not really that cold in toronto

It doesn't imply that they are from Toronto. Ottawa has only been a team since 1992, so the fans could easily be from anywhere in Ontario, including the north. They could also be fans of the ex-Winnipeg Jets, who decided to sway to the Leafs side after the Jets became the Coyotes.

Anyways, Leafs and Habs fans are all over the country being the two most popular teams, so to tie Leafs fans Toronto is slightly incorrect.

Good One !

You'll need to find a similar joke for the Vancouver Canucks the only Canadian NHL Team that has yet to win the Stanley Cup.

Ottawa can be considered one of them as well, considering they only won a cup before they took an 80 year hiatus from the league.

Its DAM IRONIC! since the yanks cant play hockey...money must be the key to success i suppose...:/

Yanks can't play hockey is true, fact is, a lot of the players in the NHL are actually Canadian, but play for American teams. The big players go where the money is, and sadly, the Canadian teams can't compete with the American teams in that way. The changes which happened recently has tried to fix that, so that money isn't as much a factor.

Since we're on the topic of hockey, what other fellow Canadians hate when some down south American team wins, and you know the people that live there could give two ###### about the Stanley Cup? The Canes won last year, did anyone catch the parade? The turn out was like the players' extended family. That **** boils my blood.

Don't even bring up the Tampa vs Calgary series though, I'll go on forever about the infamous goal that SHOULD have been counted...

Yanks can't play hockey is true

Remember that if you are a premiere athlete in Canada, you play hockey. With the exception of Steve Nash. And the exception of Justin Morneau. American athletes have a lot more choices and often choose other sports.

Hmm.. Did you notice that Canada won the MVP triple crown?

2006 NHL MVP Joe Thornton (Canada)

2006 NBA MVP Steve Nash (Canada)

2006 MLB MVP Justin Morneau (Canada)

Woot! Go us.

Don't even bring up the Tampa vs Calgary series though, I'll go on forever about the infamous goal that SHOULD have been counted...

:angry:

Gelinas scored and St Louis should have been called instead of being allowed to score the Stanley Cup winning goal. Just like Brett Hull should have been called against Buffalo. Since bad things happen in threes I am waiting for the next installment.

:angry:

Gelinas scored and St Louis should have been called instead of being allowed to score the Stanley Cup winning goal. Just like Brett Hull should have been called against Buffalo. Since bad things happen in threes I am waiting for the next installment.

WE WERE ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friggin puck was across the line...omg, now look what you've started!

as for the canadians been good t hockey, yes of course, its a national sport, irish are not big into it, there was one irish NHL player back in the 90's, Burke, he played for St Louis i think.

Its comparible to New Zealand and Rugby, they got a big love of the game + they get to robb the best players from the samoa.

I met a real hot chick from canada a few weeks back, really pretty but as rough as a bears arse...All hockey hockey hockey...one could say a mans dream. :)

For the guy who said "it dosn't mention Toronto" ...

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
Not too bad of a joke except for the fact that Toronto doesn't know what cold is.
Your right! Anything over -20C is warm ...anything over 5C is hot ... I hate summers in Southern Ontario . .. always way too muggy, and hot...
im glad u guys like it..i was unsure if i was going to get heckeled....canadians got humor..wooooot!!!1
We have humour ... and good Backbacon / peameal bacon ... oh, and some hot women ... :rofl: :rofl:
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