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How about not entering? I mean if the prize was a car which is half decent, then it may be worth a go. However, for a Renault Megane it isn't worth the X amount of hours you will spend touching it!

But to be serious, if you are gunna try to win it, at least do it fairly. There is no tip except don't let go.

i would do what the guy in that 70's show did. take a tube and attach it to your wiener, then put it to a bottle taped onto your leg. that way you won't need to **** yourself when standing

How about not entering? I mean if the prize was a car which is half decent, then it may be worth a go. However, for a Renault Megane it isn't worth the X amount of hours you will spend touching it!

But to be serious, if you are gunna try to win it, at least do it fairly. There is no tip except don't let go.

a car is a car and i need a new one my corsa is ****ed :D

What are the rules of the competition? Just lay on the roof of the car with your hand underneath you, Or if you can just get someone to tape your hand to the car.

no.. both hands only at all times.

can only a certain amount of people enter? If not, get all of your mates to come along and make it as tight as possible, but make sure they give you more space. That way people will either slip off or leave cos its annoying. Cant see that breaking rules unless people start pushing other peopel off.

My local shopping centre is holding a contest this saturday to win a brand new Renault Megane. Any tips for standing up for long periods or getting people to accidently take their hands off the car, because its gonna be mine :whistle:

Take some money haha, and throw it on the ground... or **** at their feet so they jump

Will you get breaks together or something? You should get some of those caffeine pills and take them haha. From what you've said it sounds like it's going to be whoever has the biggest balls lol... you should use the bathroom before hand probably... maybe even not eat for like 12 hours before. Sure you'll be hungry, but you won't have to go to the bathroom lol

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