Hands on the car contest

[Andy07]

My local shopping centre is holding a contest this saturday to win a brand new Renault Megane. Any tips for standing up for long periods or getting people to accidently take their hands off the car, because its gonna be mine :whistle:

[_bobcat_ Veteran]

Take a stink bomb and something to plug up your nose. Or some itching powder.

[Edrick Smith]

Take a stink bomb and something to plug up your nose.

Or just eat a bunch of hot spicy things right before.

[Asdfgav]

How about not entering? I mean if the prize was a car which is half decent, then it may be worth a go. However, for a Renault Megane it isn't worth the X amount of hours you will spend touching it!

But to be serious, if you are gunna try to win it, at least do it fairly. There is no tip except don't let go.

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

i would do what the guy in that 70's show did. take a tube and attach it to your wiener, then put it to a bottle taped onto your leg. that way you won't need to **** yourself when standing

[+John Teacake MVC]

What are the rules of the competition? Just lay on the roof of the car with your hand underneath you, Or if you can just get someone to tape your hand to the car.

[Hankyone]

watch that Malcolm In The Middle episode :laugh:

[dwarm]

Just be careful and make sure you know when you need to get away and go to the bathroom/go to eat/etc. I just read this thread and I'm stunned :|...

[Andy07]

How about not entering? I mean if the prize was a car which is half decent, then it may be worth a go. However, for a Renault Megane it isn't worth the X amount of hours you will spend touching it!

But to be serious, if you are gunna try to win it, at least do it fairly. There is no tip except don't let go.

a car is a car and i need a new one my corsa is ****ed :D

What are the rules of the competition? Just lay on the roof of the car with your hand underneath you, Or if you can just get someone to tape your hand to the car.

no.. both hands only at all times.

[grege36]

a car is a car and i need a new one my corsa is ****ed :D

no.. both hands only at all times.

could u sit on the floor next to the car with both hands on it, do u have to stand?

[samg]

can only a certain amount of people enter? If not, get all of your mates to come along and make it as tight as possible, but make sure they give you more space. That way people will either slip off or leave cos its annoying. Cant see that breaking rules unless people start pushing other peopel off.

[grege36]

when who ever watches over the competition aint looking kick the other people in the shins or ankles :D

sure to work lol

[Rob2687]

Super glue.

[gnuman]

Cut your hands off and get prosthetics and leave them on the car FTW! :) There is nowhere that says you have to be attached to your hands.

[Tomo]

This reminds me of an episode of My Name Is Earl

[ninjamunky]

My local shopping centre is holding a contest this saturday to win a brand new Renault Megane. Any tips for standing up for long periods or getting people to accidently take their hands off the car, because its gonna be mine :whistle:

Take some money haha, and throw it on the ground... or **** at their feet so they jump

[Andy07]

could u sit on the floor next to the car with both hands on it, do u have to stand?

no standing only.. i just found out today they are going to have 3 or 4 officials and foul play is out of the question :(

[ninjamunky]

Will you get breaks together or something? You should get some of those caffeine pills and take them haha. From what you've said it sounds like it's going to be whoever has the biggest balls lol... you should use the bathroom before hand probably... maybe even not eat for like 12 hours before. Sure you'll be hungry, but you won't have to go to the bathroom lol

[Andy07]

you should use the bathroom before hand probably... maybe even not eat for like 12 hours before. Sure you'll be hungry, but you won't have to go to the bathroom lol

Good Idea... i'm gonna have several red bulls on Friday then fast :D

[Shuu]

practice. right now. go.

you could always pee on yourself, too. :D it might make people ROFL or run away in disgust.

[evo0o]

singapore has this every few years. they are hosted by a radio station.

i'd say, it's totally mind over matter.