Funniest/weird/sad things on Neowin


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anytime people confuse opinions with facts...gets a bit annoying. There are too many assumptions that just because people have a different opinion, then they must be an idiot. (particularly with ps/xbox discussions, microsoft/apple, ie/firefox)

"I'm never going back to the woods..." This thread was fun/weird, everyone was like WTF is that !!1, the pictures are gone but basiclly they were like random shots in a wood and you can see some faces and weird body-like shapes. Hehe it was fun... :alien:

saweetnesssteve

i think i spelled that right... i think neowin broke a forum record that night, when you had about 10 people posting on that thread at once every second... the guy was looking for a girl, then someone suggested that he just jack off, and he said he tried doing that with bengay and it burnt him and never wanted to jack off again.

then there was that other kid, i forgot his name.

No one mentioned PinkPanther yet...

That boy had some extreme problems. I wonder if he's in rehab now....

I did, my first post!

saweetnesssteve

i think i spelled that right... i think neowin broke a forum record that night, when you had about 10 people posting on that thread at once every second... the guy was looking for a girl, then someone suggested that he just jack off, and he said he tried doing that with bengay and it burnt him and never wanted to jack off again.

then there was that other kid, i forgot his name.

What thread was that?

the funniest thing I ever see in neowin was a guy who posted something about how to clean a motherboard after a baby boy took a dumb over his motherboard hahahahaha

That was legendary :D! The slinky and sex (the one by umbrello) threads were pretty funny/weird as well :laugh:.

:laugh:

I love the "anyway, how often do you pee?" ending. :D

the funniest thing I ever see in neowin was a guy who posted something about how to clean a motherboard after a baby boy took a dumb over his motherboard hahahahaha

:|

Wow, I still don't read Neowin enough!

Who remembers <snipped> and his fetish for younger girls (ie: underage) and his posts about his 'girlfriends' parents warning him to stay away.

the funniest thing I ever see in neowin was a guy who posted something about how to clean a motherboard after a baby boy took a dumb over his motherboard hahahahaha

Then there was the thread about how to clean sperm off a graphics card. :|

Edited by Fred Derf
Who remembers <snipped> and his fetish for younger girls (ie: underage) and his posts about his 'girlfriends' parents warning him to stay away.

Dude! :huh:

Mine would be, people posting asking if someones scam is going to work, only to perform the scam themselves... Neobond knows what im on about ;)

OMH: Never knew about this <snipped> character.

I just remember the Pink Panther, his weird threads, how he would just go straight on the attack, and what a lil kid he is.

And then the fun and games a bunch of us had afterwards with our little sigs - oh funny days!

Edited by Fred Derf
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