Funniest/weird/sad things on Neowin


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Dude... That girl in his photo can't be older than 13/14 (see attachment) :x. It's just so wrong. I can't believe the mods have never deleted it -- it's clearly jailbait :ninja:.

*saved :rofl:

oh man, his quads, brings back memories.. everyone hated him.. then there was that one thread about his dock or something..

Dude... That girl in his photo can't be older than 13/14 (see attachment) :x. It's just so wrong. I can't believe the mods have never deleted it -- it's clearly jailbait :ninja:.

I can't see them, so no idea what you're on about.

Anyway, this is kinda scary, http://uploads.neowin.net/forum/post-31-1075419213.jpg (that's "Megan")

Fred derf is a chick.. isnt she? :shifty:
I don't think it's that Derf is a female... I think it's that he just loves the **** like a female does :|:ninja:.

LMAO! :laugh::rofl::p

j/k

$10 says this post gets removed and I get warned (for outing Fred's "secret").

Who wants an official Neowin.net wallpaper?

https://www.neowin.net/downloads/neowin.jpg

Was linked to in a news item from the 4th of October 2001.

And who wants to see what Neowin looked like?

http://web.archive.org/web/20010607131023/.../tb_smallie.gif < Back when GIF's were cool.

Who wants an official Neowin.net wallpaper?

https://www.neowin.net/downloads/neowin.jpg

Was linked to in a news item from the 4th of October 2001.

Let me put it this way... I did "not" just put that image as my background. :whistle:

And who wants to see what Neowin looked like?

http://web.archive.org/web/20010607131023/.../tb_smallie.gif < Back when GIF's were cool.

I wish they still supported that skin :D. There is just something cool about retro :cool:.

That front page theme is pre-classic, i had never seen it before.

Oh yeah, and the Neowin group on MSN Groups is still up, and "kinda" active (last post was December 31st, 2006)

Edit: just noticed how a lot of the stuff in the theme hasn't changed, like the windows flags in the background, and the bar with the stripes

Aww, 90's Neowin lol!

Hey there pre-pubescent gurlie. I am a photographer, can I take some pictures?

Ugh, shudders!

Pre-pubescent with boobs like that? Although I suppose it could be padding. Still, a bit odd but that picture doesn't look like it's meant to be sexual to me, so maybe that's why it wasn't deleted...the Megan/Martian one is just wrong though :x

That Icy Hot though........If I ever go on an ambulance call for that I will laugh afterwords lol, like seriously. I just can't imagine the dispatch for that..."For an unknown type medical call", get there "What seems to be the problem today?" "well I kinda put icy hot on my...umm yeah"

Sure the Emergency Department nurse would love my report haha.

Such interesting things on Neowin.

Who wants an official Neowin.net wallpaper?

https://www.neowin.net/downloads/neowin.jpg

Was linked to in a news item from the 4th of October 2001.

And who wants to see what Neowin looked like?

http://web.archive.org/web/20010607131023/.../tb_smallie.gif < Back when GIF's were cool.

Nice!

Holy shatner, that wallpaper! WOW!

And anyhow, Fred aint a girl, he just tucks it between and pretends ;) "Well hello mr moderator! How are you today! You are a naughty lady!"

Just kidding, feel the love.

"put the lotion in the basket!!!" hahaha sorry i had to say it. it fit just well with that saying.

found it!

here's his first thread... look at the times of the posts..

http://www.venezian.net/gt/Neowin_net%20saweetnesstrev.htm

then his second thread..

http://www.venezian.net/gt/Neowin_net%20sa...evconfigure.htm

:p I laughed so hard, I almost cried!!! This is hilarious.

I love you for asking that. You just opened a can of worms that makes me giggle whenever I hear it!

OK, so he was a 14 year old kid, who made psosts like this:

1) I stayed off school today to masturbate over web pr0n. Am I weird? Do I do it too much?

2) I like {insert band}, but now my mate is into them - I liked them first, and he is just pretending, I hate him

He'd make comments like "If your parents ever saw you naked, you'd be in such trouble.", "I am the most mature person anyone has ever met. My teacher says so"...

https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?act=...ult_type=topics

Seriously, wow!

Yeeaah. That kid had issues alright.

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