Funniest/weird/sad things on Neowin

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whitebread

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this is kind of random, but what happened to Keldyn? Didn't he use to be an admin?
If you are referring to the person I think you're referring to (I cannot remember the person's name), you probably won't get any answers about that. I seem to recall people asking before, and they received a flat "No Comment" from staff.
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NightmarE D

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the funniest thing I ever see in neowin was a guy who posted something about how to clean a motherboard after a baby boy took a dumb over his motherboard hahahahaha

I completely forgot about that thread :laugh: I remember I started turning it into a movie script within the thread.

Tried searching for it, but anytime I try using search on here anymore I get errors. I can only search using members names. :blink:

I was wanting to see how many pages it got up to before dying out.

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Fred Derf Veteran

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The guy who was going to have a threesome and made thread in Members Metropolis. That was fantastic. The followup rundown of what happened was hilarious.

This one?

https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=137913

I was at my immature best in that thread (prior to becoming staff).

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Orange

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Why do so many people talk/write in this manner

"Yo homeboys its S TO THE FIZZLE K. Wats gwannin wi the latest computa bizzle. Hol tyte microsoft.

If any1 has got that version 5.66 milf hunter video player just send me it ye. kool."

Funny to look at but they must be still in pre school.

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Beau Giles

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Does anyone remember that "WilliamHook" dude who kept on going on about Neowin 5?

I remember him making a forum called "William Hook Forums", (as if you'd make a forum under your own name!).

I think he got banned, after being really annoying :p

got 'im https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showuser=94138

Ha! http://www.thevistaforums.com :p

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