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Gotta teach my class mates something

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Coffeee    0

Teach them about how to teach a class something :) Will come in handy for them I'm sure :p

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SacrificialSoldier    0
Teach them about how to teach a class something :) Will come in handy for them I'm sure :p

BRILLIANT! Good one (Y)

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PL_    19

Teach them about the WONDERS of open source! Show them Firefox! LimeWire! Ubuntu! SuSE! Yes, it's all OPEN SAUCE!!

Or the phonebook idea.

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Shycho    1
To those concerned. The idea of even recommending teaching masturbation to children is appalling and sick.

You know he's teaching his classmates not small children. People are saying it as a joke, i'm guessing he's about 15-16ish thats what teenagers do. It's not like people are suggestion are 40year old man go and teach a bunch of 5 year olds this.

Don't take life so seriously you'll never make it out alive.

PS: I wouldn't recommend teaching them masturbation anyway it's meant to be a 10 minute lesson, what would he do with the other 9minutes and 40 seconds?

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_sphinx_    0

Tell them the truth about Global Warming!

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SacrificialSoldier    0
You know he's teaching his classmates not small children. People are saying it as a joke, i'm guessing he's about 15-16ish thats what teenagers do. It's not like people are suggestion are 40year old man go and teach a bunch of 5 year olds this.

Don't take life so seriously you'll never make it out alive.

I dont usually but why cant people post usefull ideas???

PS: I wouldn't recommend teaching them masturbation anyway it's meant to be a 10 minute lesson, what would he do with the other 9minutes and 40 seconds?

:rolleyes: :cool:

Tell them the truth about Global Warming!

Like the fact that it is totally rubbish! :p J\K

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SacrificialSoldier    0

Ach! how could I forget HowStuffWorks!

Great stuff there!

http://www.howstuffworks.com/

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episode    626

Do some sort of a survival skill, like how to set up a rain catch.

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Lt-DavidW    2

The secret to this trick is to bake the phone book in an oven beforehand. Magic Circle members: Sorry for breaking the illusion!

"Snyper just wanked," not "Snyper just wanked off." :shiftyninja:

'Wanked' is the correct terminology, but 'wanked off' would have to precede a stimulant in order to be grammatically correct.

You know he's teaching his classmates not small children. People are saying it as a joke, i'm guessing he's about 15-16ish thats what teenagers do. It's not like people are suggestion are 40year old man go and teach a bunch of 5 year olds this.

Don't take life so seriously you'll never make it out alive.

If I understand correctly, that is not SacrificialSoldier's point.

You're forgetting one thing - masturbation is a sin. :whistle:

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Harreh    9
I dont usually but why cant people post usefull ideas???

:rolleyes: :cool:

Like the fact that it is totally rubbish! :p J\K

You're on the internet, surely you know what a sickening place this can get to. I mean, seriously.

Teach them how to touch type ;).

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Emorex    0
I dont usually but why cant people post usefull ideas???

Useful ideas? Why dont you do your homework on your own? I don't understand why you would come here and ask people to help you with your homework. Do you need someone to hold your hand through everything in life?

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Harreh    9
Useful ideas? Why dont you do your homework on your own? I don't understand why you would come here and ask people to help you with your homework. Do you need someone to hold your hand through everything in life?

He doesn't actually, as he's not the OP. :laugh:

It's funny seeing what people come up with though, so why not make this topic?

Would yo be crying if it was posed as a hypothetical question, as if you were in this scenario? I couldn't care less if we're doing his homework or not.

edit: @OP Teach them how to make uber case mods :p

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lizard.boy    0
The secret to this trick is to bake the phone book in an oven beforehand. Magic Circle members: Sorry for breaking the illusion!

'Wanked' is the correct terminology, but 'wanked off' would have to precede a stimulant in order to be grammatically correct.

If I understand correctly, that is not SacrificialSoldier's point.

You're forgetting one thing - masturbation is a sin. :whistle:

Teach them how to sin :whistle:

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Harreh    9

Haha, I love the finger counting app there. Enter in 4 for the middle finger... Censored!

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kylejn    0
Is everyone here TOTALLY screwed up? This is SO not funny! Can you really not find anything constructive to say?

You know, depending on the age of the class, teaching them how to put on a condom isn't a bad idea. Obviously, I'd get the teacher's OK first, but otherwise, it'd definitely be something that's important to know.

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AudioDope    0

Teach em' what to do in case of fire and demonstrate Stop. Drop & Roll methods.

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acies    0

Teach them how this is possible:

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AudioDope    0

He means..

Teach them how to use photoshop!

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CrimsonRedMk    0

Haha, create an illogical paradox by teaching them how to teach!

Or CPR? ... "I'll need a volunteer for this lesson..."

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.Markus    194

Teach them how to master Photoshop, certain amount of homework and previous experience recuired ofcourse :p

Edited by Markus-J

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Manson_AAN    0

Teach them oragami! Or how to speak some weird crazy ancient language, or Elvish from LOTR! :p

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p858snake    1
Teach them about the WONDERS of open source! Show them Firefox! LimeWire! Ubuntu! SuSE! Yes, it's all OPEN SAUCE!!

Or the phonebook idea.

Some suggestions:

*teach them how to make sherbet dips (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherbet#Fruit_flavoured_with_lollipop)

*maybe teach them how to pole dancing (http://www.wikihow.com/Learn-Pole-Dancing) (maybe not the best for at school)

*maybe even how to "hack" a coke machine if your school have one (check out wikihow for that)

*run up a wall and flip?? (http://www.wikihow.com/Run-up-a-Wall-and-Flip)

*how to tell if a mirror is a two way (http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-a-Mirror-Is-Two-Way-or-Not)

*how about a secrete note square (http://www.wikihow.com/Fold-Paper-Into-a-Secret-Note-Square)

*maybe how to spin your pen/pencil around your middle finger (http://www.wikihow.com/Spin-a-Pencil-Around-Your-Middle-Finger)

*if you want to gross people out how about a cat litter cat (http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Kitty-Litter-Cake)

cut out and keep also seems to have a few good projects (http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects) you might also want to check out the make:blog archives (http://makezine.com/blog/)

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Draconian Guppy    13,037

you people are crazy!!!

Teach them how to register @ neowin.net :D (Y)

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