Coffeee Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Teach them about how to teach a class something :) Will come in handy for them I'm sure :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacrificialSoldier Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Teach them about how to teach a class something :) Will come in handy for them I'm sure :p BRILLIANT! Good one (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PL_ Veteran Posted May 10, 2007 Veteran Share Posted May 10, 2007 Teach them about the WONDERS of open source! Show them Firefox! LimeWire! Ubuntu! SuSE! Yes, it's all OPEN SAUCE!! Or the phonebook idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shycho Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 To those concerned. The idea of even recommending teaching masturbation to children is appalling and sick. You know he's teaching his classmates not small children. People are saying it as a joke, i'm guessing he's about 15-16ish thats what teenagers do. It's not like people are suggestion are 40year old man go and teach a bunch of 5 year olds this. Don't take life so seriously you'll never make it out alive. PS: I wouldn't recommend teaching them masturbation anyway it's meant to be a 10 minute lesson, what would he do with the other 9minutes and 40 seconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_sphinx_ Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Tell them the truth about Global Warming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacrificialSoldier Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 You know he's teaching his classmates not small children. People are saying it as a joke, i'm guessing he's about 15-16ish thats what teenagers do. It's not like people are suggestion are 40year old man go and teach a bunch of 5 year olds this.Don't take life so seriously you'll never make it out alive. I dont usually but why cant people post usefull ideas??? PS: I wouldn't recommend teaching them masturbation anyway it's meant to be a 10 minute lesson, what would he do with the other 9minutes and 40 seconds? :rolleyes: :cool: Tell them the truth about Global Warming! Like the fact that it is totally rubbish! :p J\K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sartoris Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 http://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page For ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacrificialSoldier Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Ach! how could I forget HowStuffWorks! Great stuff there! http://www.howstuffworks.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
episode Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Do some sort of a survival skill, like how to set up a rain catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt-DavidW Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 You can teach them how to tear a phone book in half. The secret to this trick is to bake the phone book in an oven beforehand. Magic Circle members: Sorry for breaking the illusion! "Snyper just wanked," not "Snyper just wanked off." :shiftyninja: 'Wanked' is the correct terminology, but 'wanked off' would have to precede a stimulant in order to be grammatically correct. You know he's teaching his classmates not small children. People are saying it as a joke, i'm guessing he's about 15-16ish thats what teenagers do. It's not like people are suggestion are 40year old man go and teach a bunch of 5 year olds this.Don't take life so seriously you'll never make it out alive. If I understand correctly, that is not SacrificialSoldier's point. You're forgetting one thing - masturbation is a sin. :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I dont usually but why cant people post usefull ideas??? :rolleyes: :cool: Like the fact that it is totally rubbish! :p J\K You're on the internet, surely you know what a sickening place this can get to. I mean, seriously. Teach them how to touch type ;). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emorex Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I dont usually but why cant people post usefull ideas??? Useful ideas? Why dont you do your homework on your own? I don't understand why you would come here and ask people to help you with your homework. Do you need someone to hold your hand through everything in life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Useful ideas? Why dont you do your homework on your own? I don't understand why you would come here and ask people to help you with your homework. Do you need someone to hold your hand through everything in life? He doesn't actually, as he's not the OP. :laugh: It's funny seeing what people come up with though, so why not make this topic? Would yo be crying if it was posed as a hypothetical question, as if you were in this scenario? I couldn't care less if we're doing his homework or not. edit: @OP Teach them how to make uber case mods :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard.boy Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 The secret to this trick is to bake the phone book in an oven beforehand. Magic Circle members: Sorry for breaking the illusion!'Wanked' is the correct terminology, but 'wanked off' would have to precede a stimulant in order to be grammatically correct. If I understand correctly, that is not SacrificialSoldier's point. You're forgetting one thing - masturbation is a sin. :whistle: Teach them how to sin :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morficus Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I vote for counting in binary.... WITH YOUR FINGERS! - http://www.intuitor.com/counting/ - http://www.lyzrdstomp.com/binary/ or.... how to install linux (that takes about 10min) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 - http://www.intuitor.com/counting/ Haha, I love the finger counting app there. Enter in 4 for the middle finger... Censored! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylejn Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Is everyone here TOTALLY screwed up? This is SO not funny! Can you really not find anything constructive to say? You know, depending on the age of the class, teaching them how to put on a condom isn't a bad idea. Obviously, I'd get the teacher's OK first, but otherwise, it'd definitely be something that's important to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudioDope Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Teach em' what to do in case of fire and demonstrate Stop. Drop & Roll methods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acies Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Teach them how this is possible: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudioDope Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 He means.. Teach them how to use photoshop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonRedMk Member Posted May 12, 2007 Member Share Posted May 12, 2007 Haha, create an illogical paradox by teaching them how to teach! Or CPR? ... "I'll need a volunteer for this lesson..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Markus Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 (edited) Teach them how to master Photoshop, certain amount of homework and previous experience recuired ofcourse :p Edited May 12, 2007 by Markus-J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manson_AAN Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Teach them oragami! Or how to speak some weird crazy ancient language, or Elvish from LOTR! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p858snake Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Teach them about the WONDERS of open source! Show them Firefox! LimeWire! Ubuntu! SuSE! Yes, it's all OPEN SAUCE!!Or the phonebook idea. Some suggestions: *teach them how to make sherbet dips (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherbet#Fruit_flavoured_with_lollipop) *maybe teach them how to pole dancing (http://www.wikihow.com/Learn-Pole-Dancing) (maybe not the best for at school) *maybe even how to "hack" a coke machine if your school have one (check out wikihow for that) *run up a wall and flip?? (http://www.wikihow.com/Run-up-a-Wall-and-Flip) *how to tell if a mirror is a two way (http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-a-Mirror-Is-Two-Way-or-Not) *how about a secrete note square (http://www.wikihow.com/Fold-Paper-Into-a-Secret-Note-Square) *maybe how to spin your pen/pencil around your middle finger (http://www.wikihow.com/Spin-a-Pencil-Around-Your-Middle-Finger) *if you want to gross people out how about a cat litter cat (http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Kitty-Litter-Cake) cut out and keep also seems to have a few good projects (http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects) you might also want to check out the make:blog archives (http://makezine.com/blog/) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconian Guppy Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 you people are crazy!!! Teach them how to register @ neowin.net :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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