[Game] Neowin Mafia

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Day 2, Morning

NEWS BULLETIN:

It is with deep regret that the Neowin Times must announce the untimely murder of local townsperson Quick Shot. His body was found by the doctor in the middle of Front Street in the early hours of this morning.

Initial reports claim there was no struggle and Quick Shot appears to simply have been 'in the way' and unlucky to have ended up the victim of this tragic hit-and-run incident.

The sheriff has spoken to locals who claim that they saw the Mafia's orange wagon cruising down the street late last night. "It was almost certainly the Mafia", the sheriff said.

The doctor tried to resuscitate him, but unfortunately it was too late and Quick Shot was pronounced dead at the scene. The doctor claims he died instantly.

May Quick Shot rest in peace and continue to live on forever in our archives.

Some people cant read :(

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