[Game] Neowin Mafia

[SubjectDelta]

^ We could just drive them somewhere far and keep them in a safe place...away from all the evil means of human beings :cry: ...jesus I sound like a hippie...

[Shof]

Ah, i knew you will unleash that scary truth that you are really a hippie :D

[null_]

Ah, i knew you will unleash that scary truth that you are really a hippie :D

The 70's called, they want their hippies back.

[SubjectDelta]

Wow, hippies originated in the 60's :p but you know...atleast I can have sex with trees and it's considered acceptable...can you?

[Shof]

The 70's called, they want their hippies back.

So, with that said we can kill Astro so he can be sent back to FOX Studio(i think?) to finish the 70's season

[SubjectDelta]

So, with that said we can kill Astro so he can be sent back to FOX Studio(i think?) to finish the 70's season

:laugh: I'm untouchable baby...just look at me :D

[Shof]

...*gives Astro a tshirt that contains a target bulleye and the text Shoot Me*

:laugh:

[SubjectDelta]

I already have a shirt like that :blink:

[benac]

So...Someone died already.

[Shof]

So...Someone died already.

Yes. You already missed the funeral :(

[null_]

Yes. You already missed the funeral :(

Yes, quite sad that funeral was. Wait, who died again? :rofl:

[SubjectDelta]

Nobody died!!! Liar lol

[Shof]

Day 2, Morning

NEWS BULLETIN:

It is with deep regret that the Neowin Times must announce the untimely murder of local townsperson Quick Shot. His body was found by the doctor in the middle of Front Street in the early hours of this morning.

Initial reports claim there was no struggle and Quick Shot appears to simply have been 'in the way' and unlucky to have ended up the victim of this tragic hit-and-run incident.

The sheriff has spoken to locals who claim that they saw the Mafia's orange wagon cruising down the street late last night. "It was almost certainly the Mafia", the sheriff said.

The doctor tried to resuscitate him, but unfortunately it was too late and Quick Shot was pronounced dead at the scene. The doctor claims he died instantly.

May Quick Shot rest in peace and continue to live on forever in our archives.

Some people cant read :(

[null_]

Some people cant read :(

It's not that we can't... it's that we're too damn lazy. :p

[sundayx Veteran]

haha poor guy, first to die, he hasnt even said a word...

Yes, quite sad that funeral was. Wait, who died again? :rofl:

I duno man I just went for the beer. :p :rolleyes: DONT KILL ME FOR THAT :pinch:

[Shof]

did you pay for that beer?

[null_]

did you pay for that beer?

Probably not. It had better have been Alexander Keith's or I'll send that there big mafia after his ass. (And why did my post not show up the first time? Hmm)

[sundayx Veteran]

did you pay for that beer?

What... no... you did?

[SubjectDelta]

I only drank 1 :cry:

[Shof]

Hey, Hey, Hey...Wheres my drink :(

[sundayx Veteran]

I think you should ask Lt-DavidW for it :p

[null_]

Come 'n get 'em!

[Shof]

ah, very good :D..thats better

[SubjectDelta]

Nice head!

[benac]

lol...Is it possible to turn yourself in if your a mafia member, Or commit suicide if your a towns person?