[Joke] Gay Flight Attendant

[Rahul]

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food

and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that

he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you.

Tray-up, Bitch."

[Tech_Dude_5000]

um.... I don't get it :huh:

[gazebee_]

is this real?

[raskren]

<<FAIL>>

[shrike]

Heh.. I get it, and it's funny.

[Tech_Dude_5000]

I ber you $5 he made all this up in 5 min.

[Catalyst]

haha that was funny. :)

[Ironman273]

I ber you $5 he made all this up in 5 min.

No, he didn't That joke has been around for ages.

[Berserk87]

I ber you $5 he made all this up in 5 min.

ill take that bet!

:)

would u like my email address so u can paypal me the $5 or send it by mail?

[DELTETHISACCOUNT]

Hillarious. x]

[Tech_Dude_5000]

ill take that bet!

:)

would u like my email address so u can paypal me the $5 or send it by mail?

I didn't mean it. figure of speach...

[crazzy88ss]

um.... I don't get it :huh:

gay guys are called queens.

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[Tech_Dude_5000]

gay guys are called queens.

...

of course they are....

i won't say anymore cuz I might start a flame war.... :unsure:

[xpablo]

That joke is old, I heard this joke back in the '80s ...............

[aubaine]

As stereotypical as this is, I still found it really funny.

[clx]

hehe, i found it funny :)

[Colin-uk Veteran]

thought it was quite funny :rofl:

[MightyJordan]

I thought it was funny as well. Good one.

[Samboini]

Thumbs up (Y)

[.Markus]

I smirked... :)

[mikebiacsi]

I lol'd. :D

[Defiantly]

Funny. Liked it.

[Larney]

Hahha, awesome (Y)

[Minifig]

A flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served the patrons food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

[Brandon]

lmao :laugh: