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The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.

They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for

every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body between two points he

chose.

The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the

tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.

The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8

feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.

Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to measure, he

told the pension man, "from the tip of my penis to the tip of my testicles." The pension man

said that would be fine but he'd better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring. The

Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em... he did... The Medical Officer

placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back.

"My God!", he said, "where are your testicles?"

The general replied, "back in Vietnam!"

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Budget Detail Amount

Books and Supplies $1,000.00

Board Charges $2,000.00

Health Fee $700.00

Loan Fee $100.00

Miscellaneous Fees $2,500.00

Room charges $8,650.00

Transportation $1,000.00

Tuition $20,150.00

Total: $36,100.00

Financial Aid Award Fund Status Amount

Federal Work Study Accepted $1,600.00

WIT Merit Award Scholarship Accepted $3,000.00

Subsidized Stafford Loan Accepted $3,500.00

Total $8,100.00

Fall Semester

Account Balance: $14,830.00

Fall 2007

Detail Code Description Charge Payment Balance

1DAY Tuition Day School $10,075.00 $10,075.00

2HLT Health Insurance $780.00 $780.00

3MLP Meal Plan $1,000.00 $1,000.00

3ROM Room $3,625.00 $3,625.00

4HDP Housing Deposit $500.00 -$500.00

4TDP Tuition Deposit $150.00 -$150.00

Term Charges: $15,480.00

Term Credits and Payments: $650.00

Term Balance: $14,830.00

Account Balance: $14,830.00

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