Coldgunner Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I remember in Ibiza last year, the 3 of us decided to steal a chair from a nearby far, walk it through reception, up to the 3rd floor via the stairs and left it on our balcony, we didn't let the cleaner in for the rest of the holiday from fears of it being reported :p also many years ago my mate stole 6 menus from the local Reflex, he stashed them in his inside pockets, 3 each side, but didn't leave straight away, went on dancefloor and everything with them. we did consider stealing another 2 but could not fit them :D What have you stolen while drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaisinCain Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 You're living on the edge aren't ya? :p Me? A car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallithrax Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 A friend once took a table light from a pub, and ashtrays, glasses, daffodils from someones garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_han_solo Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Me and some blokes were on spring break and we stole a wine bottle from a restaurant. Then one time at a party, I stole my cousins virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John. Subscriber¹ Posted September 25, 2007 Subscriber¹ Share Posted September 25, 2007 "POLICE - DO NOT CROSS" tape, and a garden Gnome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-scratch Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 stole well took towels & sheets & thank you for not smoking sign from a local motel 6 when i was drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgs Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Hold the phones people.... daffodils :p Well I have stole the obligitary road cone, complete with flashing light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addc182 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Then one time at a party, I stole my cousins virginity. Don't you just hate it when that happens :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEVER85 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Me and some blokes were on spring break and we stole a wine bottle from a restaurant. Then one time at a party, I stole my cousins virginity. *reads comment, looks at location* I can totally believe this as well, even if it is sarcasm....I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samboini Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 A 3 foot pepper grinder. I was walking past Pizza Express ****ed up one night when it caught my eye and I had to have it; i'd never seen such a huge one in all my life. I ran in and did the deed. I must've been followed by angry Italians for a good half hour - my friends though it was hilarious! My friend also stole a policemans hat, probably one of the riskiest things possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XanoZuke Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Me and some blokes were on spring break and we stole a wine bottle from a restaurant. Then one time at a party, I stole my cousins virginity. Wtf!? :blink: A friend of mine once stole an air conditioner :p surprisingly from a 5th floor :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I stole a few gnomes from a garden once, this big fat bald guy chased me for ages but eventually he gave up and I got his gnomes! :p ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted September 25, 2007 MVC Share Posted September 25, 2007 I once walked out of the bar with a beer glass from one bar and walked to the next one, without realizing it. Then one time at a party, I stole my cousins virginity. She better have been hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John. Subscriber¹ Posted September 25, 2007 Subscriber¹ Share Posted September 25, 2007 I once walked out of the bar with a beer glass from one bar and walked to the next one, without realizing it. Lol, I've done that before. Never took it back though =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben thornes Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Box of sugar cubes from a coffee stand, pint glasses, beer towels. I think thats it. I've never stolen gnomes, just re-arranged them :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurë Veteran Posted September 25, 2007 Veteran Share Posted September 25, 2007 Salt & Pepper pots, someone's virginity, someone else's stash of weed (well actually, he left it behind when the bouncers kicked him out so I took into "protective custody"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xab Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I've stolen a set of nice shot glasses from the bar we usually go to while drunk, also a orange traffic cone, a sign that says "Entrance in Rear", and a sign from some fire equipment that says "Those caught tampering with fire safety equipment face a $1000 fine" which now sits on my oven :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.kvn Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 A kiddies slide, flowers and a gnome from the same garden. All were replaced a few weeks later after the 'robbery' appeared in the local paper. We got drunk to replace them again. The slide was great craic in our student digs as I'm sure it wasn't been used by the kids (it was during winter). Also beer (lots of), newspapers, a weeks shopping, books, ciggies and sweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr_dRock Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Stop sign from the side of my school... we were intoxicated but not drunk rofl. also i've switched the one way signs on the highway number 1 rofl... heh. fun times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budious Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 R2-D2 US Postal Box :/ ... we were nice enough to return the mail to another box :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas-c Veteran Posted September 26, 2007 Veteran Share Posted September 26, 2007 Traffic cone, Everyone has stolen a cone before :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapsbam Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Me and some blokes were on spring break and we stole a wine bottle from a restaurant. Then one time at a party, I stole my cousins virginity. Let me guess - you're not really from Alabama, at least originally. I've never heard an American use "blokes" while speaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Traffic cone, Everyone has stolen a cone before :p traffic cones are so last year, we had a one of those barrier things (example here), also a mate of mine (and some others) managed a small sofa somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janitor Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Let me guess - you're not really from Alabama, at least originally. I've never heard an American use "blokes" while speaking. blokes.. that's from my ends. Oh my god i just spoke chav. Eeee-eeeewwww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trashpickinman Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Nothing Never stolen anything drunk, or sober for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts