-Alex- Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 NB: Taken from a Facebook chain message and can't be bothered to correctly format it :p the virgin joke Body: virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
afuchi Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Hilarious! :D :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamhook Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I don't get it? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ralph_tran Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 old, but still funny :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Alex- Posted January 7, 2008 Author Share Posted January 7, 2008 I don't get it? Hint: her dad is the pharmacist that he got the condoms from :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Topham Hatt Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 A bit long winded, but funny :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamhook Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Hint: her dad is the pharmacist that he got the condoms from :pOhhhh. I must be tired to not have seen that. :pinch: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrunt1990 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 lol good one Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Bloo Monkee Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I read this a long time ago :laugh: it's so funny! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GatorV Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 lol it's funny! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthalzen Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I LOL'ed. (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelsinho Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 lol, good one hehe Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589118753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueFlame Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 lol :laugh: good one. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589119646 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Viper Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 this is already the best of 2008??? lol... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589120133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perochan Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 "can i get a refund?" lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589125045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
heslo Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Haha, awesome! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589125051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 hahaha :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589125052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
synchro Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Classic! :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/611890-joke-2-virgins/#findComment-589125921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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