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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper!...

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm...

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts!

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would...

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about...

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started

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"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his

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