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Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said Bill what

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "Bill, what the hell

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "Bill, what the hell are you

"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "Bill, what the hell are you playing at?"

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? He stood

^ you're a little late McK :p

"Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "Bill, what the hell are you playing at?" He stood

McK - I got "playing at" in first :p

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my

Lets carry on with:

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!"

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator.

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' .

The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the

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    • Nvidia 610.62 driver lands with big bug fixes and Empulse support by Pulasthi Ariyasinghe There is a new driver available for Nvidia GeForce hardware owners, and it's carrying a whole lot of bug fixes. The WHQL-certified 610.62 Game Ready driver is also adding support for Empulse. Empulse lands from 1047 Games. That may be familiar to first-person shooter fans, as this is the studio that has been behind Splitgate and the Splitgate: Arena Reloaded sequel. This latest FPS entry will land into early access on June 24, and it will have support for DLSS 4.5 with dynamic multi-frame generation and Nvidia Reflex on day one. FIXED World of Warcraft: Gaming stability improvements [5563205] FIXED Apex Legends: Occasional visual corruption after extended gameplay [6239327] FIXED Users may observe DLSS settings being grayed out in certain games after updating to display driver 610.47 [6262805] FIXED Improved gaming stability in multi-monitor configurations when using V-SYNC with DLSS Frame Generation [6158481] FIXED Resolved an issue that could cause jittering or ghosting in some DirectX 11 games when Smooth Motion is enabled [5937897] FIXED Resolved an issue that could cause some games to crash when launched with Smooth Motion enabled [5466398] FIXED [Ada] Resolves a frame pacing issue on certain monitors when G-SYNC is enabled [6226972] FIXED Resolved an issue that prevented the EDID from being read on certain monitors causing them to be identified as "NVIDIA NV-Failsafe” [6005508] FIXED Resolved an issue where certain monitors would not wake from sleep mode [5806798/5635230] FIXED General stability improvements when the system fails to create a new allocation [5449920] Nvidia has only listed a single open issue for this release: “Prefer Maximum Performance” Power Management Mode may not be applied correctly [6007998] The NVIDIA 610.62 driver is now available for download from the NVIDIA app. For those who want to download it directly, standalone links are here. Here are the official release notes (PDF).
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    • Bose Ultra Open Earbuds are once again selling at their lowest price by Fiza Ali Amazon is once again offering the Bose Ultra Open Earbuds at their lowest price ever with a limited-time 33 percent discount on their original MSRP, ahead of Father's Day. So, you may want to check it out if you are looking for a gift or if you have been wanting to upgrade your device. The earbuds feature an open-ear design and Bose's OpenAudio technology that should deliver high-quality sound while helping keep audio private. The earbuds also support Bose Immersive Audio, which creates a spatialised listening experience designed to place sound around the listener for a more engaging experience. In terms of wireless connectivity, the earbuds features Bluetooth, Bluetooth Low Energy (BLE), A2DP audio streaming, HFP, AAC, and SBC support. Furthermore, they are compatible with Bose SimpleSync technology, allowing pairing with compatible Bose smart soundbars and speakers. They are also compatible with the Bose App for setup, customisation, and software updates. Moreover, they offer an IPX4 water-resistance rating that should provide protection against sweat and light splashes. When it comes to the battery performance, the Bose Ultra Open Earbuds should provide up to seven hours of battery life on a single charge while a full recharge should take approximately one hour. Specifications Detail Fit type Open-ear Noise cancelling No Microphone Built-in Wireless Bluetooth (A2DP, HFP, AAC, SBC, BLE) Multipoint Yes; 2 devices simultaneously Charging interface USB-C Earbud size 0.73"x0.67" x 1.07" (0.014lb) Case size 1.65"x2.56" x 1.04" (0.097 lb) Materials PC-ABS plastic, metal, silicone, gold plating App support Bose app; adjustable EQ, SimpleSync Audio tech OpenAudio, immersive/spatialized sound Bose Ultra Open Earbuds: $199 (Amazon US) - 33% off Good to know This Amazon deal is U.S. specific, and not available in other regions unless specified. We only use first-party seller links (at the time of article publishing); ensure that you purchase from a first-party seller link only. Check out Today's Deals on Amazon | or our recent tech deals. Become a Prime member (for Students or SNAP) via Neowin Get Prime Access - Prime for half price (for qualifying Medicaid, EBT, SNAP) Subscribe to Prime Video, Audible Plus, Music Unlimited or Kindle Unlimited via Neowin As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases.
    • After enabling it in about:config, customize, density, compact; the toolbar/address bar gets smaller vertically. I enabled Nova, I notice the tab bar/title bar is a bit larger vertically now? Everything always becomes a waste of space.
    • Microsoft's Copilot Cowork now generally available with usage-based billing by Pradeep Viswanathan Back in March, Microsoft first revealed Copilot Cowork, a new agentic AI experience in Microsoft 365 Copilot through which users can assign tasks to AI to complete in the background. After testing the service with a limited set of customers in Research Preview for a few weeks, Microsoft announced the general availability of Copilot Cowork to customers in the Frontier program on March 30. Today, Microsoft announced the general availability of Copilot Cowork worldwide for Microsoft 365 Copilot customers. The company also highlighted that Cowork became the fastest-growing feature in the history of its Frontier program. Unlike regular Copilot Chat, Copilot Cowork can run complex, long-running, multi-tool tasks from start to finish in the cloud by using organizational context through Work IQ. When compared to Claude Cowork, Microsoft claims that Copilot Cowork will be 30% to 40% cheaper on average with its Microsoft 365 connector. For now, Copilot Cowork runs on Anthropic models, including Opus 4.8 and Sonnet 4.6. However, Frontier customers can now use GPT-5.5. Microsoft also announced Cowork 1, a secure fine-tuned model coming in the next few weeks, which is designed to handle everyday Copilot tasks at a lower cost. To access Copilot Cowork, a Microsoft 365 Copilot user subscription is required. Usage is billed separately through Copilot Credits, based on model use, context retrieval, tool calls, and runtime. Pay-as-you-go pricing is set at $0.01 per Copilot Credit. To offer IT teams full control over usage costs, Microsoft provides spending limits, usage alerts, user-level controls, reporting, and prepaid usage plans for organizations. Usage-based billing begins today. However, Frontier customers who used Cowork between March 30 and June 16 will not be billed until July 1, 2026. The Microsoft 365 Copilot app now includes a toggle to enter the full Cowork experience. Microsoft is also adding partner plugins, with Enosix, Harvey, LSEG, Miro, monday.com, Moody’s, Morningstar, S&P Global Energy, and TeamsMaestro available now. Adobe, Atlassian, Box, Canva, Databricks, and others are coming soon.
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