[Game] 2 word story

May 1, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you

May 1, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge

May 2, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman

May 2, 2008

/truncated.... Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down

May 2, 2008

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May 2, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down too see his tiny

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May 2, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet

May 2, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched

May 3, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun

May 3, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's

May 3, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone!

May 3, 2008

spamtastic man

May 4, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to

May 4, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a

May 4, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken

May 4, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken with potatoes

May 4, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken with potatoes smothered in

May 4, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken with potatoes smothered in man boobs

May 4, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken with potatoes smothered in man boobs liquidized by

May 5, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken with potatoes smothered in man boobs liquidized by dust particles

May 5, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken with potatoes smothered in man boobs liquidized by dust particles produced by

May 10, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken with potatoes smothered in man boobs liquidized by dust particles produced by nuclear fission

May 10, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken with potatoes smothered in man boobs liquidized by dust particles produced by nuclear fission. The wife

May 15, 2008

Once upon a time when the Neowinian Conspiracy drained out the gutter, a girl killed the bear. Meanwhile, Neobond was baking cakes and eating pootang pie off his Floral plate while having a nice sponge bath with his rubber ducky and stuffed his face coconut penis splashed around in a douche. Yeah. And rinse his ears with chlorine. Immaturely posting kiddie porn, is wrong because the thought police will kill Carrot Top. Rob Schneider started eating A CARROT(!). Then a one legged kangaroo started dancing wildly to Michael Bays 'Armageddon' . The next starfighter arrived and launched a scouter probe to invade Uranus, but suddenly it exploded! "F*ckin' bastards!" exclaimed Fox News Corporation, "They suck!". Uranusians were shy folk, always eating cheese toasties with chocolate monkeys. They decided to do something about Steve Jobs attitude by forcing their wicked man boobs upon him. Steve Jobs' black jumper quoted "I'm a jumper! And I'm really nuts! I would like to talk about sex. Many Neowinians are sex addicts and I want to be the one to start this unprofessional journalism however the.....". Suddenly Bill Gates screamed orgasmic desire at the sleek iMac and started polishing his new ipod, Steve said "MY GOD! What the hell are you playing at? Bill said "It's my ding dong!". Steves jumper then continued talking, while the Uranusians prepared for their next meeting with iPhone Touch, the new pocket calculator. Chocolate Rain quickly broke the surface of the new pocket PC that proved Apple products will dominate garage sales very quickly around the globe. Microsoft announced the Linux conspiracy which crashed horribly due to obsolete pop tarts like Britney Spears. Shockingly the gay packers of Yahoo Inc. laundered money to Piccadilly on donkeys of majesty. Google also won Internets greatest rewards for outstanding one-legged spiders and all humanoid technologies. Many days on planet Macintosh were spent performing body odour taste testing on monkeys covered in mosquito poop flavoured candy. It wasn't very pleasurable for normal human beings, but Steve Austin did enjoy some micro organisms when the mood was very intercontinental and made those horrible farting sounds during the war of the roses. Snyper spurted snotty stuff from his nose and quickly reached for his hairy ass, which was being waxed by Neowin member - funkymunky. The Admins disapproved adimently. Multiple Jedi Masters carried sticks of cheese. Also Neobond returned with his B.F.G. and Tom Cruise stuck a banana in the oven with explosives and chicken. Just when, nukes went off in the distance near his private parts which tasted a bit like bacon. McK went and kicked Steve squarely in the nuts, causing a rupture that split both of Hillary Clinton's cheeks wide open. Soon after Mars collides with Uranus and FormerlyButNoLongerAPlanetPluto, Home to Vulcans since 2001's first warp drive , Michael Jackson finally overcame his pigmentation problem that little boys sympathized with. And then he slept in a trailer with several squirrels who were chewing on roasted bananas and Michael's Penis fried nonsense words. When he woke up one afternoon and went searching for free spoons from the fork factory where Apple sauce was squirted onto a MacBook, he suddenly castrated his nipples with a rusty Spoon then ate them. Suddenly Christopher burst through the doors holding a giant bong and a Gameboy Colour, he then took Viagra to ensure that he got hard watermelons for his ex-wife's big breasted chicken wraps. Gordon Freeman was quietly frapping when he cried a river to fish and chips some fish he wanted, but instantaneously he crapped on Alyx. Suddenly christopher walken's giant killer Sex bot malfunctioned and went mental, raping everyone that looks like Cormier. Cormier, that 007 impersonator, got shot and raped by cheese strings in a dirty launderette where erotic clothes were shining. Meanwhile, fundamentalist Scientologist filmstars such as Rahul and Rappy who were offended by Michael Bay, the king of drag queens and salsa with Habaneros, were shot in the latest blockbuster, "Horton Hears a Bitch". The Bitch was Minimoose. Horton slapped the bitch and elmo who got bitch slapped by Cormier. "Calm down, else I'll punch you with Cormier's huge ego". Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken with potatoes smothered in man boobs liquidized by dust particles produced by nuclear fission. The wife guided to

May 15, 2008

<snip>truncated... Batman looked down to see his feet and touched a leprechaun with LT-David's new iPhone! Spamtastic man decided to eat a frozen chicken with potatoes smothered in man boobs liquidized by dust particles produced by nuclear fission. The wife guided to sell cookies

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