wrestling The Big Wrestling Thread!

[timster]

Oh god, when WWE were showing Awesome Truth's apology video, they left the top comment on the video there, which was "Kayfabe lives!" :rofl:

they also forgot that there is a full-screen button on YouTube

[Rappy Veteran]

lawl wwe made the video and they couldn't just show as is :p

[Rappy Veteran]

[MightyJordan]

HHHWWWYKI. :p

[Zoom7000]

Do the WWE only have 4 divas on the roster now? Because every week it's either:

Kelly vs Beth

Eve vs Nat

Kelly/Eve vs Beth/Nat

They release some decent divas like Mickie James and Melina and let Victoria go and we have to watch this every week?

[Rappy Veteran]

Do the WWE only have 4 divas on the roster now? Because every week it's either:

Kelly vs Beth

Eve vs Nat

Kelly/Eve vs Beth/Nat

They release some decent divas like Mickie James and Melina and let Victoria go and we have to watch this every week?

funny you say that...I said the same thing when watching when triple h asked for the vote there was at least 6 round the ring that arent used!

[MightyJordan]

Do the WWE only have 4 divas on the roster now? Because every week it's either:

Kelly vs Beth

Eve vs Nat

Kelly/Eve vs Beth/Nat

They release some decent divas like Mickie James and Melina and let Victoria go and we have to watch this every week?

funny you say that...I said the same thing when watching when triple h asked for the vote there was at least 6 round the ring that arent used!

Yeah, WWE are really screwing over the Divas division. They're making the TNA Knockouts division look good. :p Well, it already is good for a start, as they've got a lot of the divas that WWE released, like Mickie James, Victoria/Tara, Jacqueline, Christy Hemme, and Katie Lea Burchill/Winter (they won't get Melina though, as she wants too much money). They've also got quite a few good original talents under their wing too; Madison Rayne, Velvet Sky, Angelina Love (they made a pretty good heel stable together as "The Beautiful People"), Sarita, Hamada, and even Daffney (ok, she came from WCW, but I'd still count it).

Despite all their ridiculous firings, WWE still have some good talent available in the Divas division; mainly in the form of the Divas of Doom. Sadly, that's not enough to carry the whole division. However, there are a few other Divas who have mostly been jobbers so far that have some actual talent to show which the writers keep preventing them from showing, mainly with AJ. Take a look at this...

Oh, and this...

(Pay attention to the ending of the match)

There are a few other talented ones, but they're either languishing in FCW, like AJ was for a while, or got buried in NXT, again, like AJ. She finished 3rd in NXT season 3, despite having the best record out of everyone there with 6 wins and 2 losses. She ended up teaming with the winner, Kaitlyn, with Natalya under their wing, essentially jobbing to Alicia Fox and Tamina every week until Natalya had enough and turned heel.

BTW, for comparison's sake between the two, AJ is a former FCW Divas Champion, former Queen of FCW, and this year, she was ranked #48 in the PWI's Female 50 (the equivalent of their male list, the PWI 500). Kaitlyn, on the other hand, is an NXT winner, and also a winner of Wrestling Observer Newsletter's "Worst Worked Match of the Year" 2010 award for this calamity against Maxine...

Oh, in case anyone was curiouos why a few superstars weren't out there, here's why:

Some wrestlers not being at ringside during the final segment of RAW was to protect them from fans having to boo them according to F4Wonline.

The WWE wanted the fans to boo those who left ringside not having a vote of confidence in Triple H so stars such as John Cena, CM Punk, Sheamus, Mason Ryan, Randy Orton, Eve Torres and Kelly Kelly were all kept backstage so they didn't get any heat on them.

[htcz]

Do the WWE only have 4 divas on the roster now? Because every week it's either:

Kelly vs Beth

Eve vs Nat

Kelly/Eve vs Beth/Nat

They release some decent divas like Mickie James and Melina and let Victoria go and we have to watch this every week?

Mickie James went to TNA (smart move)

There are 15 women that complete in the divas division.

In the divas division they shouldnt divide between RAW and Smackdown (in the males division neither, as its stupid and people see Smackdown less and less)

Oh, in case anyone was curiouos why a few superstars weren't out there, here's why:

Well that was stupid, everyone boos Cena anyways :p and faces such as JR and Sin Cara also walked out so to sell the story more, they should have been there as well. All of those (well, except the "girls") were in the 12 man tag match.

[Rappy Veteran]

Yeah, WWE are really screwing over the Divas division. They're making the TNA Knockouts division look good. :p Well, it already is good for a start, as they've got a lot of the divas that WWE released, like Mickie James, Victoria/Tara, Jacqueline, Christy Hemme, and Katie Lea Burchill/Winter (they won't get Melina though, as she wants too much money). They've also got quite a few good original talents under their wing too; Madison Rayne, Velvet Sky, Angelina Love (they made a pretty good heel stable together as "The Beautiful People"), Sarita, Hamada, and even Daffney (ok, she came from WCW, but I'd still count it).

it's about time Awesome Kong returned! but she is probably still carrying the spawn!

[Rappy Veteran]

I love Cody's gimmick at the moment but they are doing away with the mask!

[Victor Rambo]

There is a Nude photo of former diva Tiffany on WWE.com. lol

http://www.wwelivetour.com/pastphotosgallery

[MightyJordan]

I love Cody's gimmick at the moment but they are doing away with the mask!

I really hope they do away with the mask! It's been ridiculous since day one, as it's see-through, so you can see there's nothing wrong with him! Keep the character, just ditch the mask. Or have someone steal the mask from him. :p

[MightyJordan]

SCSAWWWYKI :rofl:

[MightyJordan]

Corporate.WWE.com is reporting that former Nexus member Darren Young, real name Fred Rosser, has been suspended for 30 days for his first violation of WWE's Wellness Policy. The suspension went into effect yesterday, October 5th.

No information has been revealed behind what the suspension was for.

Source: WrestleZone

My response was pretty much the same as @WWE_Creative:

Upon learning Darren Young was suspended, our first thought was "He still works here?" #Kayfabe

:rofl:

BTW, I definitely recommend following @WWE_Creative. Here's a few of their recent gems...

"So the only man left in the WWE is Triple H? Did Hunter's dream finally come true? #RAWTonight"

"We haven't seen that many people walk out on Triple H since a screening of his last movie. #RAWTonight"

"The Triple H rendition of "All by Myself" is now on iTunes and it is awful. He can carry a guy but not a tune #Merch"

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to coordinate a spontaneous walk-out? #Kayfabe"

"We would welcome Vince Russo back with open arms. Always good to have someone in the room with worse ideas than us. #Kayfabe"

Ooh, BTW, the last one, in case you haven't heard yet from the "opposition", is that TNA have finally dropped Vince Russo as their head writer and replaced him with Bruce Prichard, who used to play Brother Love! :) Sadly, Russo is still there as a senior writer, but thankfully, he doesn't have control over the final script now, so expect TNA's programming to (hopefully) improve in a few weeks.

[howb21]

Thanks for the heads up about wwe_creative. I am not a Cena hater, but this is pure gold:

"If Mason Ryan learns four more moves he could be our next @JohnCena"

But why are they so mean to kelly kelly :(

[Rappy Veteran]

this is so genius!

[MightyJordan]

Well, I'm watching SmackDown right now, and the second Teddy Long comes out, I shout out "TAG TEAM MATCH!", and lo and behold, "Mr. Unpredictable" books a tag team match!

Someone really needs to tell Teddy Long that there are other match types that exist. I know he also booked a one-on-one match at the same moment, but he seriously needs to change things up.

[Rappy Veteran]

I am intrigued what will happen with Raw, are they going to have like an episode of nxt because no one turns up lol

[timster]

WZ has learned that former WWE Tag Team Champion BG "Road Dogg" James has been hired by the WWE to work as an agent/producer.

The agent position is commonly occupied by many former stars such as Dean Malenko, Arn Anderson and Goldust.

James will be working with the talent in laying out their matches and working with them on promos.

[MightyJordan]

Well, that RAW started off meh, then it suddenly got brilliant when Triple H got CM Punk to do commentary and ring the bell. :p And then Vince of all people comes out and ruins the show. :pinch:

And the same boring s**t as usual; John Cena's fighting for the WWE title at Vengeance (defeating the his imaginary friend to become #1 contender), and Triple H and CM Punk is teaming up to face Awesome Truth (who got reinstated on RAW) at Vengeance.

Alright, I'm gonna post the gems from @WWE_Creative during the show:

To those of you who think occupy RAW is Vince's right-wing potshot at Occupy Wall Street...good observation. #RAWTonight

Triple H doesn't work for the Superstars, he works for the masses. The masses are what he nicknamed Stephanie's boobs. #RAWTonight

We all joked that when Hunter took over it would be all Triple H all the time. Guess the joke was on us #RAWTonight

So @JohnCena is a scab. This explains why Boston wasn't a big union town. #RAWTonight

So @CMPunk is the guy who made walking out look cool and @DavidOtunga killed that gimmick. #RAWTonight

Whoa whoa whoa...we do NOT use that kind of language on TV, @CMPunk . "Professional wrestling"? This is a PG show. #RAWTonight

We've been called a three man company before. At least we're finally making it official. #RAWTonight

Doing commentary AND all the ringside work by himself? @CMPunk just stole @JoeyStyles gimmick #RAWTonight

We try to make the most plausible storylines possible, but who really bought that Vince McMahon would ever be in Oklahoma? #RAWTonight

John Laurinaitis was supposed to have music, but the Super Dave theme is surprisingly pricey. #RAWTonight

With all due respect to @RealBillyGunn , we haven't seen this much wrestling from guys in denim since the Smoking Gunns broke up #RAWTonight

Apparently Mark Henry couldn't fit in the graphic box. Our Wellness Policy doesn't regulate Twinkies. #RAWTonight

If you predicted that Johnny Ace would be the more successful Dynamic Dude over Shane Douglas, it's time to go to Vegas #RAWTonight

Got complaints about your job? You try telling The Big Show that he looks like an extra on M*A*S*H. #RAWTonight

Mark Henry walked down to the ring six minutes ago and he's still sweating from it. #RAWTonight

If Cody's going to run in he should have the decency to button his shirt. Looks like @RandyOrton 's being jumped by Tommy Bahama #RAWTonight

We need to explain to Cody Rhodes that he's sounding less like a badass and more like Gary Oldman in Hannibal. #RAWTonight

To be fair, we didn't write this segment. We just put Oklahoma as our location and this anti- @JRsBBQ promo auto-filled #RAWTonight

Yes, @JRsBBQ may be sad about being fired, but at least he was spared calling a Mason Ryan match. #RAWTonight

If @HEELZiggler thought the Triple H Era was unsafe, wait until he has to wrestle Mason Ryan in the Johnny Ace Era #RAWTonight

"Mason Ryan carrying @RealJackSwagger " is a sentence that can only be taken literally #RAWTonight

We feel for legitimate actors in WWE Films movies the way normal people feel for victims of natural disasters #RAWTonight

Good thing @mikethemiz and @RonKillings just happened to be in Oklahoma on the off chance Johnny Ace was made GM #RAWTonight

Can a heel still turn heel? #RAWTonight

Some people think that we brought back Miz and Truth just to feed them to Triple H. To that we say...um... #RAWTonight

And to finish off, Botchamania 187!

Ooh, one more thing: Zack Ryder's got a broski scarf now! :p

http://www.wweshop.com/item/zack-ryder-hooded-scarf/ZackRyder/50-07878

[Rappy Veteran]

Raw was really meh, who didn't see this coming and strangely when John Laryngitis was giving the role I didn't care one bit for the show :(

[Rappy Veteran]

Former WWE and TNA star “Road Dogg” BG James announced on Facebook this afternoon that he’s signed with WWE as an agent/producer. He wrote:

“Ok guys,if you dont know already,here goes;I have recently been hired,on a trial,6 week period,as an agent/producer with the WWE.Its the job Ive wanted and prayed about for a while now.He answered my prayers and now its my turn to repay Him w/my service.God bless you guys and have a great evening!”

[MightyJordan]

Raw was really meh, who didn't see this coming and strangely when John Laryngitis was giving the role I didn't care one bit for the show :(

"Strangely"? No one likes Johnny Ace, so it isn't a surprise! :p

What they're doing is torturing the IWC. For the first 20 minutes of the show, they please us and make us think it's going to be an epic show, and then with one fell swoop of a titantron, they take it all away from us and subject us to an hour and a bit of torturous boredom.

^ BTW Rappy, Timster posted the Road Dogg story earlier. :p

[Rappy Veteran]

"Strangely"? No one likes Johnny Ace, so it isn't a surprise! :p

What they're doing is torturing the IWC. For the first 20 minutes of the show, they please us and make us think it's going to be an epic show, and then with one fell swoop of a titantron, they take it all away from us and subject us to an hour and a bit of torturous boredom.

^ BTW Rappy, Timster posted the Road Dogg story earlier. :p

I couldn't be arsed to go through the last few pages :p consider me lazy!

yeah that was so funny when Triple H gave punk the blazer!

[Rappy Veteran]

has it been mentioned john morrison is not renewing his contract...to me he will do well in TNA for their x-divison!