Hum Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 SEATTLE (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp Chief Executive Steve Ballmer may be experiencing a case of bidder's remorse after making an unsolicited $42.3 billion offer to buy Yahoo Inc. Speaking to a group of nearly 2,000 Microsoft enthusiasts at a technology conference in Seattle, Ballmer asked how many people use Yahoo as their primary Web search engine. Only a handful of arms went up -- fewer than for Microsoft's Windows Live search. The overwhelming majority raised their hands for Google Inc, which Microsoft is seeking to challenge as an online advertising powerhouse. After the tepid response for Yahoo's search, Ballmer said jokingly: "Wow! We offered 31 bucks a share." Yahoo and Microsoft, which rank No. 2 and 3 in Web search respectively, are at a stand-off. Microsoft has said its $31 a share offer is fair, while Yahoo has said the cash-and-stock offer significantly undervalues the company. source Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowstick Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 It's a surprise that this jerk isn't driving the company into ground since he's been alone at the helm. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Fahim S. MVC Posted April 17, 2008 MVC Share Posted April 17, 2008 I thought it was actually pretty funny.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasker Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Ballmer is mentally crazy, I can't believe he is the CEO of Microsoft Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
toadeater Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 It's a surprise that this jerk isn't driving the company into ground since he's been alone at the helm. He isn't? He is. The legacy of his stupidity is only beginning to manifest itself. It's not only Ballmer that's the problem, it's whoever is managing Live. All they do is mindlessly copy Google, such as Live News being the latest example. Microsoft isn't doing anything to offer an alternative or superior product, it offers clones with extra eye candy and proprietary Microsoft crap (e.g. Silverlight) tacked on FOR NO BENEFIT TO USERS. That is the root of the problem. Ballmer and his gang of thugs aren't concerned about what users want, all they're concerned about is Microsoft stock. If they gave a damn, they'd stop copying Google and Apple and expanding into markets where they offer NO BENEFIT, and concentrated solely on the few products they have that people are stuck with: Windows and Office. Ballmer seems to think the MS OS-Office suite monopoly cannot be defeated, but if MS continues to make any more Vista-like products, if Windows 7 sucks as much as Vista, Ballmer is going to get a very rude awakening by 2010 from Apple, Linux, Google, and VMWare. And maybe even Yahoo, if MS fails in crushing them. You know, it's not even MS's monopoly that bothers me. What bothers me is that MS tries to kill off superior products and replace them with it's own Windows flag-branded garbage. When MS can't compete, it buys the competition, or uses it's monopoly to destroy them. What's the benefit to users from all these inferior MS knockoffs that Ballmer is pushing? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimy Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 He isn't? He is. The legacy of his stupidity is only beginning to manifest itself. It's not only Ballmer that's the problem, it's whoever is managing Live. All they do is mindlessly copy Google, such as Live News being the latest example. Microsoft isn't doing anything to offer an alternative or superior product, it offers clones with extra eye candy and proprietary Microsoft crap (e.g. Silverlight) tacked on FOR NO BENEFIT TO USERS.That is the root of the problem. Ballmer and his gang of thugs aren't concerned about what users want, all they're concerned about is Microsoft stock. If they gave a damn, they'd stop copying Google and Apple and expanding into markets where they offer NO BENEFIT, and concentrated solely on the few products they have that people are stuck with: Windows and Office. Ballmer seems to think the MS OS-Office suite monopoly cannot be defeated, but if MS continues to make any more Vista-like products, if Windows 7 sucks as much as Vista, Ballmer is going to get a very rude awakening by 2010 from Apple, Linux, Google, and VMWare. And maybe even Yahoo, if MS fails in crushing them. You know, it's not even MS's monopoly that bothers me. What bothers me is that MS tries to kill off superior products and replace them with it's own Windows flag-branded garbage. When MS can't compete, it buys the competition, or uses it's monopoly to destroy them. What's the benefit to users from all these inferior MS knockoffs that Ballmer is pushing? That has to be the funniest rant I've ever read. You obviously know very little about what Microsoft is doing. But don't listen to me, I'm a Microsoft newsposter, so I'm biased anyway ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTD Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 God bless Steve Jobs and Jonathan Ives. iWonder what MS would be like if Jobs took the helm. :whistle: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spenser.d Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 God bless Steve Jobs and Jonathan Ives.iWonder what MS would be like if Jobs took the helm. :whistle: It'd be even more of a monopoly than it is now or ever was in the past and Jobs would love it more than any guy at MS does... -Spenser Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcdefg Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 That has to be the funniest rant I've ever read. You obviously know very little about what Microsoft is doing. Laughing all the way to the bank? I hope they enjoy it while it lasts. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
osirisX Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 God bless Steve Jobs and Jonathan Ives.iWonder what MS would be like if Jobs took the helm. :whistle: I see what you did there... :hmmm: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LTD Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I see what you did there... :hmmm: iCan't help it. Agh, there iGo again! :| Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltecXP Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I dunno, I switched from Vista to OSX...its a nice scene change, But I honestly cant say I have any less problems. Hell after the new Safari 3.1.1(osx) update the machine locked up shutting down. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340336 Share on other sites More sharing options...
osirisX Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 NEWSFLASH: This thread isn't about Apple, Steve Jobs, Macs or OS X. This is about Steve Ballmer making a silly comment and about Microsoft wanting to purchase Yahoo! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589340392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 i would still use Yahoo! search before Windows Live any day.. although I'm a Google man myself. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
guruparan Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I use Live first, then yahoo & then Google...i am not sure why...but i like it & i use it :-D (lot of "i"Letter in my sentence...heh, did i say it as iLetter ;-) ) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Guy Veteran Posted April 18, 2008 Veteran Share Posted April 18, 2008 Bill Gates made a good decision, placing him in command. </sarcasm> Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimReeper Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 He isn't? He is. The legacy of his stupidity is only beginning to manifest itself. It's not only Ballmer that's the problem, it's whoever is managing Live. All they do is mindlessly copy Google, such as Live News being the latest example. Microsoft isn't doing anything to offer an alternative or superior product, it offers clones with extra eye candy and proprietary Microsoft crap (e.g. Silverlight) tacked on FOR NO BENEFIT TO USERS.That is the root of the problem. Ballmer and his gang of thugs aren't concerned about what users want, all they're concerned about is Microsoft stock. If they gave a damn, they'd stop copying Google and Apple and expanding into markets where they offer NO BENEFIT, and concentrated solely on the few products they have that people are stuck with: Windows and Office. Ballmer seems to think the MS OS-Office suite monopoly cannot be defeated, but if MS continues to make any more Vista-like products, if Windows 7 sucks as much as Vista, Ballmer is going to get a very rude awakening by 2010 from Apple, Linux, Google, and VMWare. And maybe even Yahoo, if MS fails in crushing them. You know, it's not even MS's monopoly that bothers me. What bothers me is that MS tries to kill off superior products and replace them with it's own Windows flag-branded garbage. When MS can't compete, it buys the competition, or uses it's monopoly to destroy them. What's the benefit to users from all these inferior MS knockoffs that Ballmer is pushing? +1 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smigit Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 funny how Ballmer and MS are sinking down the tube...all despite last years record profits and all..... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oceanmotion Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Instead of saying Ballmer is a lunatic, why not explain why, I really interested in how he is any worse or better than Bill Gates at running Microsoft other than coming off as a mad man. On another note, I really hate how lots of Microsoft services have different menu bars. Live services and MSN are suppose to different I know but even their services don't go together in any appealing way. Go to Live Search, then look at Live maps, Live Spaces, MSN, Hotmail. They are all over the place. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulCabby Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Ballmer seems to think the MS OS-Office suite monopoly cannot be defeated, but if MS continues to make any more Vista-like products, if Windows 7 sucks as much as Vista, Ballmer is going to get a very rude awakening by 2010 from Apple, Linux, Google, and VMWare. Vista is bad? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_Guy Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 iWonder what MS would be like if Jobs took the helm. :whistle: It would be on the verge of bankruptcy before a more successful company cuts them a cheque. Then they would ridicule that company and then hypocritically accuse them of stealing ideas. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhangm Supervisor Posted April 18, 2008 Supervisor Share Posted April 18, 2008 Lets face it, Yahoo is worthless. Microsoft should just drop them now and laugh as Yahoo's shares plummet. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341845 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spenser.d Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I think everyone who thinks MS is going downhill is jaded. Just my opinion, based on the fact that there really aren't any more signs of that now than there were 10 years ago or any other time in the past. -Spenser Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodan Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 (edited) God bless Steve Jobs and Jonathan Ives.iWonder what MS would be like if Jobs took the helm. :whistle: Why people think Apple is the biggest threat to Microsoft? Has anyone actually seen Balmer throwing chairs when the iPhone got released? He just laughed! Let's see you do better. I doubt someone can throw chairs further. Your point is valid, and I'm 100% with you. That's nice since they aren't one. Windows is not a monopoly? Holy gee, everyone type rm -rf / ! Edited April 18, 2008 by Azmodan Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341860 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BajiRav Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Riiiight, except Steve Jobs wasn't with Apple during that time. Apple's return to success only started after Jobs returned. Congratulations on not knowing what you're talking about though. I think you need to read some instead. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/631939-microsoft-ceo-jokes-about-yahoo-bid-search-users/#findComment-589341861 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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