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In order to "walk through" the red light district, you need to come out the other end.... I think he stopped part way and stayed for a bit :)

For giggles and ****s, I thought I'd tell everyone what happened to a friend of mine when he did that.

It wasn't Amsterdam, it was Bulgaria, but a hooker is a hooker and my friend (who was actually my friend, it wasn't me - I've never been to Bulgaria) got ALL the hooker attention. They can smell a mark a mile away there.

Eventually, a few too many drinks and Dave can no longer resist their charms. At this point he was a virgin, I guess he'd been waiting long enough for his first time to be special.

So off to the hotel room they went and quickly got down to business. And that's when it happened.

Mid...thrust, she stopped and exclaimed to him "Stop! You pay me double or we finished!".

And pay her double is exactly what he did, the daft git.

Oh how we laughed when he told us that...

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^

Except in Amsterdam you just enter the window and there's like a wee room with bed/sink and that, no hotel rooms :p

Is prostitution legal in Bulgaria though like it is in Amsterdam?

Prostitutes in Amsterdam pay taxes and the likes :laugh:

Funny story but Kushan!

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