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OMG! I HAVE A STORIES!!!!

So, I'm checking into skool, and the principle is walking away from this mother and daughter pair, adn the mom's all like

"I never seen a principle with such a ****ing attitude before"

and the skanky slut hoe daughter

"screw this ****"

so the mom says to the secretary

"you can tell [the principal] that my daughter is officially out of this mother ****ing school, and he can kiss my mother ****ing ass

and the secretary is all like

"will do"

and the daughter/prostitute

"watch at the football game, I'm a kick [the principal] ass at the mother ****ing football game. I'm a get my brothers to come beat his ass"

so the principal comes out and says

"I ain't gonna have this foolishness in my school" in a country accent

and the daughter's liek

"I'm a kick ya ****ing ass"

and he's all like

"you ain't nothing but trash"

and the momma is all liek

"kiss my ****ing ass, you ****ing bitch"

and the daughter's like

"AWW NAH! AWW NAH! I'm calling my brother, they gonna kick ya ****ing ass bitch"

and da moms like

"You skinny [principal] country bitch. I see yo ****ing ass in the mother ****ing court, mother ****er"

It was one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.

OMG! I HAVE A STORIES!!!!

So, I'm checking into skool, and the principle is walking away from this mother and daughter pair, adn the mom's all like

"I never seen a principle with such a ****ing attitude before"

and the skanky slut hoe daughter

"screw this ****"

so the mom says to the secretary

"you can tell [the principal] that my daughter is officially out of this mother ****ing school, and he can kiss my mother ****ing ass

and the secretary is all like

"will do"

and the daughter/prostitute

"watch at the football game, I'm a kick [the principal] ass at the mother ****ing football game. I'm a get my brothers to come beat his ass"

so the principal comes out and says

"I ain't gonna have this foolishness in my school" in a country accent

and the daughter's liek

"I'm a kick ya ****ing ass"

and he's all like

"you ain't nothing but trash"

and the momma is all liek

"kiss my ****ing ass, you ****ing bitch"

and the daughter's like

"AWW NAH! AWW NAH! I'm calling my brother, they gonna kick ya ****ing ass bitch"

and da moms like

"You skinny [principal] country bitch. I see yo ****ing ass in the mother ****ing court, mother ****er"

It was one of the funniest things I've seen in my life.

omfg.jpg

you need to go to "view image" on the right click, and post the link...

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6240/piratelargecw3.jpg

piratelargecw3.jpg

you can't hotlink the way you did.

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