New server ordered for Neowin

[markwolfe Veteran]

I need to see an example of LOLcode!!!!!

Well, lolcode was created by the lolcats. So that should give you an idea.

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[Dev Null Zen]

Should run some neowin tf2 servers on the extra box :p

[Elliot B.]

Can it play Doom?

(sorry, I really am!)

[+Gary7 Subscriber²]

When will this new server go online?

[SuperKid]

looks good... but can it run Crysis?! :p

Nope.

That machine still doesn't mean the real requirements!

Lol kidding! If there was a good enough GPU Then my god it would fly.

[Orange]

Nice one and good to see my money going somewhere :D hehe, Neowin ftw!

[Draconian Guppy]

If we don't get exclusive access to https://www.neowin.net/public to upload my LEGIT copy of Windows.Vista.2009.Version.ISO it didn't happen :p

But seriously, how bout some pics ? :ninjapirate: :bounce: And post it in the "post your workstation pics" :) ! :p

[Wannes]

Awesome. Good job keeping the service for everyone up.

[Nicholas-c Veteran]

By any chance... do you wanna set it up in my house ? :p i wont use it, or sell it :p

[p858snake]

I need to see an example of LOLcode!!!!!

Example for opening a file with a lolcode program:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
	AWSUM THX
		VISIBLE FILE
	O NOES
		INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

and a simple hello world application:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

Understanding hello world.

HAI - In all LOLCODE programs, HAI (an internet slang misspelling of "hi") introduces the program.

CAN HAS [FILE]? - In many programming languages, one of the first statements will be a library inclusion for common functions such as input and output. Typically this is included by a call such as #include <stdio.h> [stdio standing for standard input/output library]. This command is a tongue in cheek corruption of that, asking if a file is obtainable, obtaining it if possible, and raising an exception if not[4]. It is there primarily for authenticity ? in fact, it is ignored in current implementations of LOLCODEVISIBLE [MESSAGE]u> - prints a message to the screenKTHXBYEu> - As HAI introduces the program, so KTHXBYE (meaning "Okay ? thanks ? bye!") terminates it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcode

[roadgeek9]

This is the first server change I have ever seen on Neowin ever since I joined in November 2006.

[dr.bisho]

Mabrook neowin= congrats...

[mrsavage]

Are u using ECC ram? if not why aren't u using?

[Abhishek kapoor]

congrats ........

[Joel]

Are u using ECC ram? if not why aren't u using?

Who sells servers without ECC?

[+StevoFC MVC]

Who sells servers without ECC?

the funniest part is I think he joined just to ask that. :rofl:

[Ferret]

Fantastic news to hear that our money is going to great use's !

[Azmodan]

As with the other servers, we will be running RedHat Enterprise on it

Maybe it can run Windows Vista!

*runs in fear*

[tankbusta]

What datacenter in Michigan are you putting this in?

I'm curious because I'm not far from some in the Ann Arbor area.

[ObiWanToby]

Maybe it can run Windows Vista!

*runs in fear*

Vista isn't that bad :(

[Japlabot]

Example for opening a file with a lolcode program:

HAI
   CAN HAS STDIO?
   PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
	   AWSUM THX
		   VISIBLE FILE
	   O NOES
		   INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
   KTHXBYE

No I'm sorry but your formatting is completely wrong, I have corrected it for you:

HAI!111!!!CAN HAS STDIO?!111!!!PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?!111!!!AWSUM THX!111!!!VISIBLE FILE!111!!!O NOES!111!!!INVISIBLE "ERROR!"!111!!!KTHXBYE

[apoorv]

Dell servers suck big time :p ....they are just assembled machines. Not like HP servers that are engineered from 0.

[Stephen Veteran]

Who sells servers without ECC?

hell even my home made colo server has ecc :p

[Glowstick]

Who sells servers without ECC?

Not sure who sells them, but I've seen plenty of 'em without ECC.

[Crazysah]

Not sure who sells them, but I've seen plenty of 'em without ECC.

What is ECC?