[JOKE] Retirement plans............

[ProdeN]

I met a guy who was over sixty-five. I asked him, 'What do you old guys do with your time now that you're retired?'

'Well,' he answered, ' I have a friend who has a chemical engineering background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, bourbon, wine, and martinis into urine.

And, after a lot of practice, we're pretty damn good at it!!' :D

[Yuxi]

meh :/

[4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran]

(Y)

[MightyJordan]

[Avatar Viper]

fail...

[Navan]

Fail.

[Abhishek kapoor]

(Y) good but not good as "husband and wife joke"

[Rahul]

suxors