[JOKE] A husband and a wife

[ProdeN]

..........came for counseling after 20 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking

the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing."

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[DrawLand]

Haha! Very funny and I must say I have never heard that joke before. :D

[maplecookie Veteran]

HA! That is awesome!

[CHALE]

Awsome joke very funny!!!

[Abhishek kapoor]

Awesome

[4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran]

Hilarious! :D

[Merter]

Didnt see that coming, Good stuff (Y)

[Dc'1]

LOL! Never heard that one before :p

I just noticed something though... Therapist is spelled "The rapist"

[RAID 0]

NICE! (Y)

[Rahul]

the rapist is on the prowl again

[girasole]

(Y) i like that

[Daninku]

... and then, imagine what was the wife's reaction haha :p

[ViZioN]

LOL nice one! :D