[Joke] the Walk Among Us

[jnelsoninjax]

...................They walk among us

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I

gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to

her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her

the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated

and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her

the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the

$46.64.

...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a

sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little

chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already

buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She

handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

........ .......They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them

shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and

said, "Where?"

...............They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking

him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When

my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for

sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that

stuff."

...............They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I

got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was

open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days

a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end

the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

...............They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a

seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

...............They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier

multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

...............They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to

the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never

showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained

professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your

plane arrived yet?"

...............They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza

to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like

it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before

responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough

to eat 6 pieces."

...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us.......AND they reproduce!

[kjordan2001]

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

Ahha, so now we know who the real idiots are....they should have gotten 8 more cases and gotten a 100% discount ;)

[Unto Darkness]

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

Ahha, so now we know who the real idiots are....they should have gotten 8 more cases and gotten a 100% discount ;)

Touche!

[Rahul]

they walk a lot in India as well

[4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran]

Hilarious :D

[ATGC]

Haha, awesome dude.