jnelsoninjax Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, "COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He enters and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells kind of nerdy. He then asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver explains to him that he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender serves him a beer and says, "OK, truck drivers aren't nerds." As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in wearing a pair of glasses with tape around the middle, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt that is at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender replied, "Don't worry. The computer nerds are in season because they are overpopulating Silicon Valley. You don't even need a license." So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads for the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the road. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, snatching up all of the computers. The scavengers are comprised of engineers, accountants and programmers - computer geeks. Each of them wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, killing several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought computer nerds were in season." "Well, sure," says the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em!" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digitalfox Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 BIG LOL :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589571313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodrain Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 wow that was incredibly stupid. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589571326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazuyette Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 that's a good one !!! :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589571545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosh Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Awwww. Poor Nerds :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589571888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurë Veteran Posted July 21, 2008 Veteran Share Posted July 21, 2008 :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589571924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabian- Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Gave me a chuckle :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589572010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nik Louch Subscriber² Posted July 21, 2008 Subscriber² Share Posted July 21, 2008 LOL, fair play! But what's a pocket protector? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589572031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabian- Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 njlouch said: LOL, fair play!But what's a pocket protector? Here you go: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589572109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nik Louch Subscriber² Posted July 21, 2008 Subscriber² Share Posted July 21, 2008 Wow, that's pretty geeky! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589572112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran Posted July 21, 2008 Veteran Share Posted July 21, 2008 LOL that's one way to get tech salaries up! :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589572122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unto Darkness Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 OH NO! *runs and hides* Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589572151 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted July 21, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted July 21, 2008 LOL, your on a roll today Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589573281 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyehac Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Just curious, what kind of computers was he haulin'? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589573345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 remember punks, under Rahul's rule Nerds will be spared, Dorks wont !!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589573725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
4CxbqFxVnstmA Veteran Posted July 22, 2008 Veteran Share Posted July 22, 2008 Rahul said: remember punks, under Rahul's rule Nerds will be spared, Dorks wont !!! All hail the victorious Rahul!!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589573732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zab Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 haha hilarious Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589573891 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyLock Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 njlouch said: ...what's a pocket protector? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not fooling us. ;) And, why so serious? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/650331-joke-computer-nerds/#findComment-589573929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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