Brandon Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Sparknotes: Well. I told myself going into college I'd never drink. First party, first night. I drink one beer. story: My girlfriend of 2 weeks and I went on a river boat cruise/dance for 2 hours tonight with all the other freshman. She talked with me for maybe 5 minutes, and chatted with her girlfriends for the rest of the time. She didn't want to leave the group or anything, and didn't want to dance. She disappeared while I was talking with one of my buddies, and I figured she'd text me after a few minutes. She didnt. So I left with my buddies, went to some ones house and I figured what the hell and had a beer. I feel better already. I think I'll wait until morning and see if she calls or something. If not, whatever, I'll find a way to bring it up. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashG Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 One beer? That's all? and you just had to post about it. :blink: Lucky you, I can't remember when Welcome to Manhood anyway, oh wait... are you even legal drinking age? Not that I give a f*** or anything, it's your life, live it as you see fit. But seeing as your just out of High School (18'ish or so) i'll guess not. Have a few more and you'll feel even better... until the morning :devil: She blew you off dude, move on. If she gave you her number, it's likely not the right one, so don't be surprised when she doesn't answer. :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589688972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew S. Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 1 beer isn't manly. Mind you I hate beer (haven't acquired a taste for it yet) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nik Louch Subscriber² Posted August 23, 2008 Subscriber² Share Posted August 23, 2008 LOL, this is the biggest joke surely? Your GF skanks you off, you go to a party and have ONE beer and you feel better? ONE beer!!!??? That's not enough to affect a 10 year old! Sheesh! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundayx Veteran Posted August 23, 2008 Veteran Share Posted August 23, 2008 Ban him! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sethos Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Christ, I let my nephew have 4 beers before he goes to sleep, that doesn't ... Wait, scratch that. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689798 Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalsoft Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 LMAO. 1 beer...I plan on having 10+ tonight ha. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
what Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Congratulations on your one beer! :hump: :fun: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+StevoFC MVC Posted August 23, 2008 MVC Share Posted August 23, 2008 come on guys, it was his first beer ever lol. As for those making remarks about it, I have beer in my fridge that would crush any of you with just 1 bottle. I've never been at a college party with beer that costs about $150 a case. I'm sure it's not what he had to drink, but still. Everyone responds differently to alcohol. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyLarry Veteran Posted August 23, 2008 Veteran Share Posted August 23, 2008 Yeah seriously all, go easy. A First Beer can be a big deal, especially when you do not imagine yourself every having one. Sure, some of us have our first beer at 12 not to have one again until later on (okay, 15) :whistle: and some wait until they are in college, but it is still a pretty big deal as it is the first beer. With that said, I cannot wait to read the thread about your first experience with hard liquor, as 90% of the times it is never a pretty one. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sethos Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 A bottle of absinthe and he's set :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689844 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jock Horror Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 StevoFC, I have been looking my whole life for this kind of beer... one bottle and then wasted... must be one hell of big bottle :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689852 Share on other sites More sharing options...
morphen Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 A bottle of absinthe and he's set :rofl: or a bottle of Gammel Dansk or Jagermaister ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689862 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+StevoFC MVC Posted August 23, 2008 MVC Share Posted August 23, 2008 StevoFC, I have been looking my whole life for this kind of beer... one bottle and then wasted... must be one hell of big bottle :D Nah, what i was referring to is just a normal 12oz bottle. it's about 23% alcohol. a "normal" beer is from 3-5%. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlade Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Nah, what i was referring to is just a normal 12oz bottle. it's about 23% alcohol. a "normal" beer is from 3-5%. Where can one get this wonderful creation, and what's it called? :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+StevoFC MVC Posted August 23, 2008 MVC Share Posted August 23, 2008 Where can one get this wonderful creation, and what's it called? :D Dogfish Head Beer. World Wide Stout and the 120 Minute IPA are both ~20%. They vary each year when they are released. They have a ton of different beer. http://www.dogfish.com/brewings/ Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlade Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Dogfish Head Beer. World Wide Stout and the 120 Minute IPA are both ~20%. They vary each year when they are released.They have a ton of different beer. http://www.dogfish.com/brewings/ Nice, thanks...I'll have to look into this. :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589689946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregb0b Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 i had 17 on Thursday. Once you puke it makes it all the much better! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589690218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
_bobcat_ Veteran Posted August 23, 2008 Veteran Share Posted August 23, 2008 LOL, this is the biggest joke surely?Your GF skanks you off, you go to a party and have ONE beer and you feel better? ONE beer!!!??? That's not enough to affect a 10 year old! Sheesh! Don't be so harsh, one beer is a lot when it's your first beer, no matter how old you are. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589690234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodrain Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 funniest thread of the weekend, 1 beer, lmfao Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589690258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Gary7 Subscriber² Posted August 23, 2008 Subscriber² Share Posted August 23, 2008 The more beers you have the prettier the girls look. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589690340 Share on other sites More sharing options...
duritz Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 ok i vote/kick/ban. thanks for the laughs. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589690348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EduardValencia Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 damn mate,you should've kissed her right there! you got 5 mins to do it! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589690376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATGC Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 epic thread, one beer wonders. hahahha :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589690794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerm Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Ban him! Hahaha. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/660962-first-beer/#findComment-589690812 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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