Shawn12 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 YOUNG EXECUTIVE AND THE CEO A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder. "I just need one copy." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
metal_dragen Veteran Posted September 2, 2008 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2008 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589733224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahhell Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Enjoy your short stay on Neowin, spammer. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589733250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-uk Veteran Posted September 2, 2008 Veteran Share Posted September 2, 2008 Welcome to neowin :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589733284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
v3 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589733304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nik Louch Subscriber² Posted September 2, 2008 Subscriber² Share Posted September 2, 2008 Spammer how? It's a joke!? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589733306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyehac Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Spammer how? It's a joke!? maybe the spammer is the joke Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589733686 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ID2 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Good joke! I laughed! Welcome to Neowin, don't pay any regard to those miserable people who think just because they've cracked the sads they have a right to try and upset others in a vain effort to get a little jolly and for a moment forget their self-loathing. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589735434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suren Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Nice joke :) Welcome to neowin :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589735480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trauma Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I laughed! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589735492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimReeper Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Not bad. :D Welcome to neowin :fun: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589735502 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted September 3, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted September 3, 2008 i enjoyed it lol, dont know where you got spammer from?? welcome to neowin Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589735946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrack Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Not bad, welcome to the jungle :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589739376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAlmighty Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 Ignore first 2 posts. Grumpy gits. They just want an excuse to flame someone. Good joke, welcome to neowin. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589750664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
metal_dragen Veteran Posted September 6, 2008 Veteran Share Posted September 6, 2008 Ignore first 2 posts. Grumpy gits. They just want an excuse to flame someone.Good joke, welcome to neowin. Yes, that's exactly why I posted a fail pic. I didn't find the joke funny. Simple as that. Second, to all the people wondering about the spammer comment - the OP originally included a link to a joke site, and if you'll also notice, the OP is still a one post wonder. To most reasonably intelligent folk this would indicate spammer. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589750792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveoc64 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 To most reasonably intelligent folk this would indicate spammer. No it wouldn't. A spammer would post multiple things that don't have any shred of usefulness. In this case, I'd not seen the joke before and a few other people hadn't. Spam is the 30 viagra e-mails I get every day. One post that's not really that bad? Not my definition of Spam. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589751588 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Viper Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 welcome to neowin lol... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589751846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cormier6083 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I thought it was funny. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/664454-joke-young-executive-and-the-ceo/#findComment-589753992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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