[Joke] Young Executive and the CEO


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YOUNG EXECUTIVE AND THE CEO

A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder. "I just need one copy."

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Ignore first 2 posts. Grumpy gits. They just want an excuse to flame someone.

Good joke, welcome to neowin.

Yes, that's exactly why I posted a fail pic. I didn't find the joke funny. Simple as that.

Second, to all the people wondering about the spammer comment - the OP originally included a link to a joke site, and if you'll also notice, the OP is still a one post wonder. To most reasonably intelligent folk this would indicate spammer.

To most reasonably intelligent folk this would indicate spammer.

No it wouldn't.

A spammer would post multiple things that don't have any shred of usefulness. In this case, I'd not seen the joke before and a few other people hadn't.

Spam is the 30 viagra e-mails I get every day.

One post that's not really that bad? Not my definition of Spam.

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