[Joke] Boots And Balls

[jnelsoninjax]

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy

is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a football."

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are

in the cupboard together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have football boots."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$750"

Man - "Sold."

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots

and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy -"$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like

that.

That is way more than those two things cost. "I'm going to take you to

church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again. You're in my cupboard now"

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

so the priest was doing the mom? Hmm... must of been using her to get to the boy :rofl:

[Aleck79]

lol that was a good one (Y)

[Alexandre.]

Hehe, good one, wasn't expecting that ending.

[Dc'1]

Ironic :p

[Angelic Marge]

:laugh:

[Brad.]

Haha, nice one xD

[wrack]

LOL :) Didn't see that one coming.

[Neo003]

woow didn't see that one coming :laugh: (Y)