[Joke] Beep Beep

[Zab]

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-

old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks

she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn't get

some loving real soon. He had his chauffeured limousine take

him to a high-priced specialist who studied him and then gave

him a shot of spermatozoa. "Now look," the doctor said, "the

only way you're going to get it up is to say "beep," and then to

get it soft again, you say, "beep, beep."

"How marvelous," the old man said.

"Yes, but I must warn you," the doctor said," it's only going to

work three times before you die."

On his way home, the man decided he wasn't going to live

through three of them anyway, so he decided to waste one

trying it out. "Beep!" he said. Immediately he was UP. Satisfied,

he said, "beep, beep," and he was down again. He chuckled

with delight and anticipation. At that moment, a little yellow

Volkswagen pulled past his limousine and went "beep," and the

car in the opposite lane responded with "beep beep."

Alert to his jeopardy, the old man instructed his chauffeur to

"speed it up." He raced into the house as fast as he could for

his last great lay. "Honey," he shouted at her, "don't ask

questions. Just drop your clothes and hope into bed." Caught

up in his excitement, she did. He undressed nervously and

hurried in after her. Just as he was climbing into bed, he said,

"beep," and he was UP.

He was just starting to enter his young wife when she said,,

"What's all this "beep beep" ****?"

[Kami-]

...no

[Abhishek kapoor]

hahahaahah ........awesome man