[Joke] Burger Bar

[jnelsoninjax]

A sailor was out at sea for months and months, when back on land he was so relieved to see a burger bar with a sign that said "Burger 1.50, Cheeseburger 2.50, Blow Job 3.50!"

He rushes over to the counter! The girl at this burger bar is a gorgeous voluptuous blond!

"Are you the girl that does a blow job for 3.50?" He asks

"Oh yes, what can I do for you sailor?" She purrs.

"Wash your hands and cook me a burger!" he replies...

[_neutrino Veteran]

wow lots of dry ones today.

[JoeC]

?1 just to add cheese? What a rip-off.

[Kami-]

:/

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

lol... I only laughed at how bad it was

[DaveAlmighty]

Ha, read this joke years ago, not phrased as well I guess.

But it's still an awesome joke.

[Rahul]

ill take a cheeseburger & a BJ

[Alexandre.]

ill take a cheeseburger & a BJ

Right away sir..

Nice joke :)