Raffye.Memon Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 The Cab Driver Goes to Heaven ? ? A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.? A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."? The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."? St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. but When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Symons Veteran Posted October 8, 2008 Veteran Share Posted October 8, 2008 Not bad :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/#findComment-589931664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnelsoninjax Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Nice :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/#findComment-589932516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandre. Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Good one. :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/#findComment-589932988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueFlame Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Nice (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/#findComment-589933388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew S. Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/#findComment-589934562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted October 8, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted October 8, 2008 LOL, amen to that Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/#findComment-589935768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrack Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Not too bad at all :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/#findComment-589936306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MulletRobZ Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 LOL! :rofl: I like that! (Y) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/#findComment-589936350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathisland Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Cute....i have always liked this one. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/#findComment-589958636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Viper Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 haha... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679392-joke-the-cab-driver-goes-to-heaven/#findComment-589960226 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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