Cyanide and Happiness

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I don't get it. I'm guessing 9 "times" is supposed to be related to 9 watches (time pieces) but that wouldn't really be funny.

If theres a deeper meaning behind it I don't get it either. I just laughed because it was so random... :rofl:

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MightyJordan

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I don't get it. :blink:

This video might help a little bit...

Basically, MacGyver gets himself out of tricky situations using everyday objects in a ridiculous fashion.

So imagine how he could fix his erectile dysfunction problem with two rubber bands and a pencil... :whistle:

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Farstrider

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I don't get it. I'm guessing 9 "times" is supposed to be related to 9 watches (time pieces) but that wouldn't really be funny.

Well I am going to take a wild guess here, the guy with 9 watches has robbed and stabbed the other person 9 times?

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Teebor

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Well I am going to take a wild guess here, the guy with 9 watches has robbed and stabbed the other person 9 times?

no the guy was stabbed 9 TIMES and the other guy has 9 watches which he can use to tell the time 9 TIMES, or he has 9 TIME pieces or some other play on words along that way

Give a man a watch and he knows what the time is, give a man two watches and he is never sure.

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